Director Fede Alvarez drags the Alien franchise back to its horror roots with the most frightening installment since the 1979 original. Fede Alvarez is probably the reason you are reading this review right now. I don't mean this specific review, although that is certainly accurate since it is a review of a movie he directed, but the reason that I am writing about horror movies online at all. I've chronicalled my post-high school lapse in horror fandom before, but suffice it t

In which I contemplate whether I have sentenced myself to my own personal Hell of reviewing dour, direct-to-video Hellraiser sequels for eternity. In the considerable downtime during the plot of Hellraiser VII , I allowed my mind to drift and compile a partial list of things I would rather be doing than watching this movie. Allow me to share an excerpt: ... #957 - Rewatch any of the first four Hellraiser movies #958 - Rewatch any of the Nightmare on Elm Street sequels, e

Among the weapons that Director Zach Cregger wields in his latest effort are shocking violence, mystery, and experimentation. Are they...

You know, I was already uncomfortable driving behind those big logging trucks. I didn't really need the extra level of anxiety. The...