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Scott
Oct 8, 20192 min read
Review: “Death Machine”
I’ve been watching bad (and sometimes good) horror movies for a long time now. The best part about being a 40 something person that has...
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Lucas
Oct 7, 20193 min read
Review: “Return of the Living Dead 3”
This sequel wants to take a BITE out of the Return of the Living Dead franchise, but does it have the BRAINS to live up to the legacy?...
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Scott
Oct 6, 20192 min read
Review: “Cockney Vs. Zombies”
At some point, I will stop being surprised with the ways that people will spin the zombie apocalypse into fun movies. Until then, let’s...
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Lucas
Oct 5, 20192 min read
Review: “American Nightmares”
I’ve watched and reviewed several horror anthologies for this series over the past several years, and… this was definitely one of them. I...
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Scott
Oct 4, 20192 min read
Review: “The Mutilator”
It’s rare that I watch a movie solely on the fact that I want to see what the setting looks like, or how it is represented. When I...
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Lucas
Oct 3, 20192 min read
Review: “It (Chapter 2)”
The loser’s club is all grown up, but their adventures have lost a step this time around. As soon as I finished watching It a couple of...
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Scott
Oct 2, 20192 min read
Review: “Killer Workout”
When I started doing this marathon ten years ago, I never would have thought that “Horror Movie in a workout center” would have been a...
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Lucas
Oct 1, 20192 min read
Review: “Train to Busan”
Let’s kick this year’s batch of horror reviews off with an easy recommendation. Zombies, confined spaces, and well-defined characters –...
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Scott
Oct 31, 20183 min read
Review: “Slice”
There is nothing better, for me anyway than a movie that takes its bizarre or ridiculous plot points completely serious and really sells...
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Lucas
Oct 30, 20183 min read
Review: “Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn”
Do you prefer your geysers of blood in green, black, or traditional red? Either way, Sam Raimi has you covered. I’ve stumbled upon an...
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Scott
Oct 29, 20183 min read
Review: “The Vault”
It’s only after you leave a job after so many years that you can look back and see that it really wasn’t what you thought it was. I would...
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Lucas
Oct 28, 20183 min read
Review: “Happy Death Day”
I really wanted this to be better than it was. I guess that’s almost always true, but in particular I was rooting for this one. Oh well…...
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Scott
Oct 27, 20182 min read
Review: “Veronica”
Over the summer “people” kept saying that there was a new movie on Netflix that was the “scariest movie ever” and that they “couldn’t...
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Lucas
Oct 26, 20183 min read
Review: “Scream 4”
Hey, here’s a thing that’s on Netflix! When my wife and I moved in together, all of our various media merged into a single, slightly...
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Scott
Oct 25, 20183 min read
Review: “Redneck Zombies”
Sometimes you have to watch a movie with an opened mind. You have to just set aside ALL expectations of quality, and just enjoy a movie...
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Scott
Oct 24, 20183 min read
Review: “Night of the Demons 2”
This sequel doesn’t add a lot to the original, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t worth a look. Conventional wisdom says that sequels will...
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Scott
Oct 23, 20183 min read
Review: “Microwave Massacre”
I couldn’t have a horror movie marathon without a “Massacre” movie in it. At least this one is bad and knows that it’s nothing more than...
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Lucas
Oct 22, 20182 min read
Review: “Ginger Snaps”
There isn’t anything quite as scary as growing up. Horror and science fiction are places where we allow the symbolism to be right out in...
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Scott
Oct 21, 20182 min read
Review: “Sleep Away Camp II”
A movie can be campy without being dumb. A movie can be dumb in a good way. Some movies can even walk the line of being gory and campy...
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Lucas
Oct 20, 20183 min read
Review: “Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare”
Haha, hey, remember when I wrote about how bad Elm Street 4 was? I was so naive back then… From literally the opening frame, Freddy’s...
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