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Scott
Oct 19, 20182 min read
Review: “Night Of The Comet”
Sometimes horror movies don’t need to have a deeper meaning to them. Sometimes a horror movie can just be a small cast, and a simple plot...
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Lucas
Oct 18, 20182 min read
Review: “The Conjuring”
After poking around in the Conjurverse a little bit, I decided to go back and see why the original film was so successful that it...
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Scott
Oct 17, 20183 min read
Review: “Friday The 13th Part V – A New Beginning”
Taken completely out of the context of the series, A New Beginning isn’t such a bad slasher film. But the fact remains that it IS part of...
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Lucas
Oct 16, 20182 min read
Review: “The Mist”
This film posits that there may be some bad stuff in the mist, but the stuff that’s inside of us can be just is bad. Frank Darabont has...
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Scott
Oct 15, 20182 min read
Review: “Final Exam”
What if Faber College had been terrorized by more than just frat boys and food fights? What if Otter and Boon had been brutally murdered...
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Lucas
Oct 14, 20182 min read
Review: “From Beyond”
For the first time this season, I look outside of the current decade for scares. They just don’t make them like this anymore. When last...
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Scott
Oct 13, 20183 min read
Review: “DOOM”
Video game movies that are little more than decent are few and far between. I could count all of them on one hand that belonged to a...
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Lucas
Oct 12, 20182 min read
Review: “The Nun”
After having a blast with It last year, my wife and I trekked out to the theater to see if the latest installment of the Conjuring...
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Scott
Oct 11, 20183 min read
Review: “The Crawlers” or “Contamination 7” or “Troll 3”
It’s been a while since I laughed at a horror movie this much. Mind you, it’s not because it’s a comedy or even because it was...
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Lucas
Oct 10, 20183 min read
Review: “The Devil’s Candy”
It turns out the devil’s candy is not just Good and Plenty’s, as I had previously assumed. Ever since the 80’s, horror movies have been...
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Scott
Oct 9, 20182 min read
Review: “Little Evil”
We’ve all seen The Omen, or at the very least know of its story. What if Robert [Gregory Peck] had just taken time to be a good father...
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Lucas
Oct 8, 20183 min read
Review: “Alien: Covenant”
Here’s a case study on how a lazy script can sink a movie that has everything else going for it. I have a lot of respect for Ridley...
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Scott
Oct 7, 20183 min read
Review: “Meatball Machine Kodoku”
I have watched a slew of these Tokyo Gore movies, and I don’t think many of them have been as weird and disjointed as this piece of...
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Lucas
Oct 6, 20182 min read
Review: “The Witching Season”
Spoiler alert: There aren’t actually any witches in The Witching Season. There is a season though, so…. no harm no foul, I guess? It’s...
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Scott
Oct 5, 20182 min read
Review: “Island Claws”
It probably speaks volumes that I forgot the name of this movie more than a few times before I could ever get to writing the review, and...
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Lucas
Oct 4, 20182 min read
Review: “Hereditary”
Can the “year’s scariest movie” live up to the hype? Let’s dive in and find out. I was excited, and a little nervous, to watch Hereditary...
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Scott
Oct 3, 20183 min read
Review: “Dead Rising: Watchtower”
There are a lot of bad zombie movies. There are a lot of bad video game movies. Dead Rising Watchtower combines these two and somehow...
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Lucas
Oct 2, 20182 min read
Review: “Split”
M. Night Shyamalan owes James McAvoy a beer for making this crazy shit work. I was apprehensive heading into Split . Partly because of M....
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Scott
Oct 1, 20182 min read
Review: “Manborg”
Back when some friends and I used to make dumb movies we dreamed of one day making a “big budget” flick. The people at Astron-6 made one...
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Lucas
Oct 31, 20173 min read
Review: “Trick R’ Treat”
Make sure you pass out candy tonight, and leave those jack-o-lanterns lit. You never know who’s watching, and Halloween spirit may be...
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