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Scott
Oct 31, 20172 min read
Review: “Patchwork”
It’s rare that a movie comes out this day and age that feels like it was created in the 80s. Even rarer when this film gets all the...
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Scott
Oct 30, 20173 min read
Review: “The Belko Experiment”
Social experiments are sometimes the most innocuous and harmless things that happen around and to us as humans. We never see or are aware...
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Lucas
Oct 29, 20172 min read
Review: “A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child”
Why do I do this to myself? Ah, the perils of being a completionist. My wife and I watched seven seasons of Sons of Anarchy despite the...
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Scott
Oct 28, 20172 min read
Review: “1922” [Netflix Original]
In 1922, all a man has is his son, his land, and his pride. Take any of those things away, and everything else falls apart. For Wilford...
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Lucas
Oct 27, 20172 min read
Review: “Horror Hotel”
Sometimes you gotta bust out the heavy artillery to battle a Satanic murder cult. I thought I’d try a different type of movie for today’...
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Scott
Oct 26, 20172 min read
Review: “Midnight Meat Train
Yet another movie where the box art and title have stuck in my head for far too long. Let’s take a mostly predictable ride and see if...
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Lucas
Oct 25, 20173 min read
Review: “Get Out”
They say that horror and comedy tap into the same part of the brain, so it should be no surprise that one half of Key & Peele managed...
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Scott
Oct 24, 20172 min read
Review: “Cube”
Imagine waking up in a strange place, no idea how you got there, no idea how to get out, with five other people, and surrounded by rooms...
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Lucas
Oct 23, 20173 min read
Review: “Dawn of the Dead (2004)”
In 26 years the zombies have gotten faster, and the body count has grown. Just don’t expect this version of the film to challenge you...
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Lucas
Oct 21, 20174 min read
Review: “Dawn of the Dead (1978)”
This movie is so good, you guys. I kind of assumed I had seen Dawn of the Dead before. My brain must have taken scenes from the 2004...
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Scott
Oct 20, 20173 min read
Review: “Death Note” [Netflix Film]
Taking an existing medium and trying to adapt it to another is never an easy task. When the original is Manga/Anime, and you would like...
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Lucas
Oct 19, 20173 min read
Review: “Wes Craven’s New Nightmare”
Meet the new Fred, same as the old Fred. I wonder when the term “Final Girl” first came into use. Probably as soon as we started...
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Scott
Oct 18, 20172 min read
Review: “The Babysitter” [Netflix Original]
Netflix has really been swinging for the fences when it comes to original content. They have very highly regarded dramas, comedies, even...
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Lucas
Oct 17, 20173 min read
Review: “The Host”
Let’s take a look at a monster movie that is anything but old-fashioned. I spend a lot of time in these reviews trumpeting the...
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Scott
Oct 16, 20172 min read
Review: “Halloweed”
This movie is amazing for nothing else than it took until 2016 for a horror movie to be made with this title. That’s really the ONLY...
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Lucas
Oct 15, 20172 min read
Review: “Phantasm”
Time to take a look at a low-budget oddity that became a cult classic and turned into a franchise. I have been peripherally aware of...
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Scott
Oct 13, 20173 min read
Bonus Review: “Friday the 13th (2009)”
As most of my friends and family will tell you I am a HUGE fan of the Friday the 13th series, campy horror movies in general, really. I...
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Lucas
Oct 13, 20173 min read
Review: “The Amityville Horror (2005)”
You know what’s really scary? Neither do the people behind The Amityville Horror remake. The story of the Amityville horror has been...
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Scott
Oct 12, 20172 min read
Review: “The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulhu”
It’s always the movies that are just “ okay” that are the hardest to review. The Last Lovecraft falls squarely in that category. Cthulhu...
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Lucas
Oct 11, 20173 min read
Review: “Tales of Halloween”
Ten spirited (and mean-spirited) stories set on Halloween night. This is the worst town to find yourself on the holiday… especially if...
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