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Lucas
Oct 4, 20213 min read
Review: “The Resort”
When you’re staying at The Resort , you can check out any time you like… but you can never leave! Right? Right… like the song? The...
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Scott
Oct 3, 20212 min read
Review: “Halloween Party”
Some movies have a lot of promise and squander it before the final credits roll. Halloween Party might be the first that takes a dump...
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Lucas
Oct 2, 20213 min read
Review: “Near Dark”
I have waited so long to finally watch this movie. The question is, was it worth the wait? I’m going to describe a movie to you, see if...
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Scott
Oct 1, 20212 min read
Review: “Hawk & Rev: Vampire Slayers”
Well, it’s another year of Halloween, and another chance to find some of the best and some of the worst movies out there… and the rare...
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Scott
Oct 31, 20204 min read
Review: “Hellraiser”
Let’s celebrate Halloween by looking at one of horror’s most successful franchises (that also happens to be one of horror’s most...
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Scott
Oct 30, 20203 min read
Review: Let Her Out
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess “Let Her Out” is a horror film released in 2016 and was directed by Cody Calahan. It...
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Scott
Oct 29, 20204 min read
Review: “Summer of ’84”
It might be cheating a bit to put two movies from the same directorial team on one list, but I don’t care. Summer of ’84 is easily the...
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Lucas
Oct 28, 20202 min read
Review: “Antebellum”
Forget monsters and zombies and boogiemen. Humanity has already inflicted the scariest horrors on itself. If you watch Antebellum , its...
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Scott
Oct 27, 20203 min read
Review: The Shed
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess (Sung poorly to the tune of the “Beverly Hillbillies” theme song) Come and listen to my...
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Scott
Oct 26, 20202 min read
Review: “Vampires Vs The Bronx”
Netflix originals have once again hit on a great combination of elements to make a great horror movie, though the “originals” part is a...
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Lucas
Oct 25, 20202 min read
Review: The Vampire Lovers
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess Fly with me, Lesbian Vampire! Released in 1872, Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu’s novella...
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Lucas
Oct 25, 20204 min read
Review: “Fantasy Island”
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Is this really the best way I could find to spend two hours? Despite coming into this...
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Scott
Oct 23, 20202 min read
Review: “Turbo Kid”
I do this marathon every year because I like to watch movies and sometimes write about them. The bigger reason though, is because at...
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Lucas
Oct 22, 20203 min read
Review: “Thirteen Ghosts”
Will Thirteen Ghosts be a baker’s dozen of delightful frights, or an unlucky entry into our horror movie marathon? Will… nope, that’s...
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Scott
Oct 21, 20203 min read
Review: Color Out of Space
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess If you are worried that in 2019’s “Color Out of Space” Nicolas Cage wouldn’t go 100%...
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Scott
Oct 20, 20202 min read
Review: “Night of the Demons (1988)”
When I was in high school I never really got invited to parties. It didn’t bother me much because I was more of a homebody anyway. But if...
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Scott
Oct 19, 20203 min read
Review: “Return of the Living Dead”
It turns out the perfect antidote to zombie fatigue is actually just a zombie movie that doesn’t take it self so damn seriously. Night...
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Scott
Oct 18, 20203 min read
Review: The Incredible Melting Man
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess Astronauts in space are bombarded with cosmic rays and it gives one of them the...
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Scott
Oct 17, 20202 min read
Review: “Inhumanwich”
Sometimes a movie I see during this marathon defies all expectations and words. I will do my best to describe whatever this is so you...
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Lucas
Oct 16, 20204 min read
Review: “Verotika”
Glenn Danzig’s foray into horror film-making goes wrong in all the right ways. This may be the worst movie I’ve ever reviewed, but I...
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