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Scott
Oct 28, 20193 min read
Review: “Killer Klowns From Outer Space”
Another year, another “cult classic” that I have neglected for far too long is watched. It’s only fitting I watched this one days before...
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Lucas
Oct 27, 20192 min read
Review: “Head Count”
A cast comprised entirely of millenneals summons a monster by reading a creepypasta website… this movie isn’t great, but its better than...
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Scott
Oct 26, 20193 min read
Review: “Sorority Party Massacre”
I think it has become horribly apparent that I like a good “Sorority” movie. I also like a good “Massacre” movie. Putting the two...
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Lucas
Oct 25, 20193 min read
Review: “Creepshow 2”
The sequel to the campy 1985 horror anthology, Creepshow , offers us fewer tales, fewer big names, and overall less charm. The original ...
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Scott
Oct 24, 20193 min read
Review: “Tremors: A Cold Day In Hell”
Another year, and here we are again reviewing yet another Tremors movie. This makes the sixth one, and looking at the Wiki for the...
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Lucas
Oct 23, 20194 min read
Review: “Us”
Jordan Peele’s debut film, Get Out , was an un-subtle but effective race allegory. His follow-up gives us more to chew on, but perhaps...
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Scott
Oct 22, 20192 min read
Review: “Cheerleader Camp”
Another camp, another reason to get girls together, another excuse to have a lot of murder. Go Team! … … … I guess. Alison and her cheer...
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Lucas
Oct 21, 20193 min read
Review: “Mandy”
Mandy is a damn good time. Is it anything more than that, though? How do you make a cult classic? That hasn’t always been a question that...
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Scott
Oct 20, 20192 min read
Review: “Class of Nuke ‘Em High 2: Subhumanoid Meltdown”
My history with Troma movies notwithstanding, I decided to dip back into their catalog. It’s only been ten years since I watched a Nuke...
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Lucas
Oct 19, 20193 min read
Review: “The Blackcoat’s Daughter”
It’s winter break at Bramford Academy, but nobody is coming to pick these girls up. Don’t worry though, they definitely won’t be alone....
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Scott
Oct 18, 20192 min read
Review: “Chernobyl Diaries”
Chernobyl is hot right now, no pun intended. There was a mini-series out recently that was simply amazing. I’ve seen a bunch of actual...
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Lucas
Oct 17, 20192 min read
Review: “Girls with Balls”
Here’s a tip: When you google images of this movie to include in your online horror review, make sure that SafeSearch is on. When I...
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Scott
Oct 16, 20192 min read
Review: “Secret Santa”
I think every year I find a movie that looks like it was made for a high school project. A movie that my friends and I could have made...
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Lucas
Oct 15, 20194 min read
Review: “Pet Sematary” 1989 & 2019
Today I’m trying something a little different, as I compare 1989’s Pet Sematary to the 2019 remake. For what it’s worth, there is a clear...
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Scott
Oct 14, 20193 min read
Review: “Event Horizon”
I admit, Event Horizon has long been a hole in my knowledge of horror movies. I’ve known that it was something that I should have seen by...
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Lucas
Oct 13, 20193 min read
Review: “House”
What… the hell… did I just watch? (And how can I get more of it?) So, if you were wondering, this is not related to the American House ...
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Scott
Oct 12, 20192 min read
Review: “Always Watching: A Marble Hornets Story”
Years ago someone told me about the “Marble Hornets” videos on YouTube and that I needed to watch them. I knew the story of “Slender Man”...
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Lucas
Oct 11, 20193 min read
Review: “Holidays”
Lots of people have anxiety about the holidays, forced to confront stressers like family issues, credit card debt, and general social...
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Scott
Oct 10, 20192 min read
Review: “Rings”
Since this series started back in 2002 I have been of the firm belief that it is a comedy series. I saw the second one in the theater and...
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Lucas
Oct 9, 20193 min read
Review: “Insidious”
Between Saw and The Conjuring , James Wan serves up a spooky, if familiar, horror tale. James Wan has to be considered the most...
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