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Lucas
Oct 31, 20245 min read
Review: Terrifier
I’ve been writing for 31 Movies in 31 Days for a decade now, and this is the first time I was scared before the movie even started. I...
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Lucas
Oct 27, 20244 min read
Review: WNUF Halloween Special
This is not actually a video cassette recording of a block of local television that aired on Halloween night, 1987. If you are someone...
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Lucas
Oct 24, 20232 min read
Review: “When Animals Dream”
Yes, horror movies can be art. That doesn’t always mean that they should be though. I’ll go ahead and let you know that this is a...
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Lucas
Oct 23, 20223 min read
Review: “10/31”
Whenever I come across a low budget horror flick to review, I’m generally rooting for it to succeed. Sometimes, that faith even pays off. ...
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Lucas
Oct 19, 20223 min read
Review: “Insidious: Chapter 3”
Can the Insidious franchise maintain its consistency for longer than James Wan’s other ghostly property, The Conjuring ? Insidious:...
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Lucas
Oct 28, 20214 min read
Review: “Hell Fest”
I can get on board with a horror movie set inside a fictional amusement park. Unfortunately, Hell Fest follows through on that premise...
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Scott
Oct 30, 20203 min read
Review: Let Her Out
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess “Let Her Out” is a horror film released in 2016 and was directed by Cody Calahan. It...
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Lucas
Oct 16, 20204 min read
Review: “Verotika”
Glenn Danzig’s foray into horror film-making goes wrong in all the right ways. This may be the worst movie I’ve ever reviewed, but I...
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Lucas
Oct 13, 20203 min read
Review: “Midsommar”
How did Ari Aster follow up on the success of Hereditary ? By creating the divisive, darkly comic, darkly dark Midsommar. When I...
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Lucas
Oct 7, 20203 min read
Review: “The Lodge”
Bleak and affecting, The Lodge is the latest in a string of “domestic horror” films released in recent years. As the fall season wears...
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Lucas
Oct 4, 20203 min read
Review: “Vivarium”
Parenthood can be a drag. Vivarium aims to be a creepy sci-fi puzzle box, but unfortunately there isn’t much to be puzzled out. The...
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Lucas
Oct 31, 20195 min read
Review: “Halloween (2018)”
And now, on the day that shares its name, I review the movie that provides a fitting bookend to the Michael Myers saga. It’s kind of...
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Lucas
Oct 27, 20192 min read
Review: “Head Count”
A cast comprised entirely of millenneals summons a monster by reading a creepypasta website… this movie isn’t great, but its better than...
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Lucas
Oct 23, 20194 min read
Review: “Us”
Jordan Peele’s debut film, Get Out , was an un-subtle but effective race allegory. His follow-up gives us more to chew on, but perhaps...
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Lucas
Oct 21, 20193 min read
Review: “Mandy”
Mandy is a damn good time. Is it anything more than that, though? How do you make a cult classic? That hasn’t always been a question that...
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Lucas
Oct 19, 20193 min read
Review: “The Blackcoat’s Daughter”
It’s winter break at Bramford Academy, but nobody is coming to pick these girls up. Don’t worry though, they definitely won’t be alone....
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Lucas
Oct 17, 20192 min read
Review: “Girls with Balls”
Here’s a tip: When you google images of this movie to include in your online horror review, make sure that SafeSearch is on. When I...
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Lucas
Oct 15, 20194 min read
Review: “Pet Sematary” 1989 & 2019
Today I’m trying something a little different, as I compare 1989’s Pet Sematary to the 2019 remake. For what it’s worth, there is a clear...
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Lucas
Oct 11, 20193 min read
Review: “Holidays”
Lots of people have anxiety about the holidays, forced to confront stressers like family issues, credit card debt, and general social...
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Lucas
Oct 5, 20192 min read
Review: “American Nightmares”
I’ve watched and reviewed several horror anthologies for this series over the past several years, and… this was definitely one of them. I...
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