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Review: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
Can this movie actually overcome my nostalgia fatigue, my Tim Burton fatigue, and my Jenna Ortega fatigue all at once? Turns out that...
Lucas
Oct 29, 20245 min read
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Review: Woman of the Hour
Let’s take a look at Anna Kendrick’s directorial debut, and see how she manages this true story that reads like a late period M. Night...
Lucas
Oct 25, 20244 min read
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Review: Maxxxine
Ti West brings us to the eighties to close out his unorthodox horror trilogy. After a prequel focused on the first film’s antagonist, we...
Lucas
Oct 23, 20244 min read
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Review: I Saw the TV Glow
I imagine this may be a divisive movie for a variety of reasons. My feelings on it, on the other hand, are much less conflicted. We’re...
Lucas
Oct 21, 20244 min read
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Review: Tarot
Maybe tarot really does show you the future? After the big card reading scene to start the movie, I could predict exactly how it was...
Lucas
Oct 19, 20243 min read
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Review: The Rental
This Netflix movie with a strong cast looks to make you second-guess that next spur of the moment getaway, or at least trust Marriott or...
Lucas
Oct 15, 20243 min read
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Review: Late Night with the Devil
We kick off the 2024 marathon with one of the year’s most buzzed about films. The horror community has had a pretty good hit rate...
Lucas
Oct 1, 20244 min read
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Review: “Scream VI”
Scream is arguably horror’s most consistent film franchise. The latest installment is good fun, as long as you don’t expect to be...
Lucas
Oct 28, 20234 min read
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Review: “Killer Book Club”
I think Scream may have finally surpassed Halloween as the most imitated slasher movie of all time. Now in Spanish! Did you know that...
Lucas
Oct 20, 20233 min read
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Review: “Talk to Me”
Will the year’s most universally praised horror flick live up to expectations? Well, sometimes the hype is justified. I’ll jump right...
Lucas
Oct 18, 20233 min read
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Review: “The Hunt”
A film about the state of American political discourse? Haha, must be a horror movie, am I right? Oh, I see, it is actually a horror...
Lucas
Oct 16, 20233 min read
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Review: “Totally Killer”
Kiernan Shipka as a time-travelling final girl in Scream meets Back to the Future ? Has Amazon graduated from spying on my...
Lucas
Oct 14, 20233 min read
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Review: “The Pope’s Exorcist”
The possessive here indicates that the exorcist belongs to the pope (as in, he’s the pope’s top guy), not that the pope needs someone to...
Lucas
Oct 12, 20233 min read
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Review: “Pearl”
One of the most unique horror flicks I’ve reviewed, with one of the most unique performances to match. The question is, uniquely good or...
Lucas
Oct 8, 20233 min read
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Review: “Infinity Pool”
I mean, sure, obscenely rich white assholes do make for appropriately contemporary horror movie villains. James Foster is a struggling...
Lucas
Oct 6, 20233 min read
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Review: “Barbarian”
Let’s dive into this year’s marathon by exploring my thoughts on one of 2022’s most hyped horror flicks. Grindhouse aesthetic with...
Lucas
Oct 2, 20234 min read
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Review: “Werewolves Within”
Within the community? Within the house!? Perhaps the werewolves are within each and every one of our dark souls, man…! Or maybe just...
Lucas
Oct 27, 20223 min read
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Review: “Nope”
Jordan Peele pours his meticulous planning, impeccable direction, and knack for character-writing into a B-Movie premise, and the result...
Lucas
Oct 13, 20223 min read
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Review: A Classic Horror Story
Ok movie, cute title, but don’t get ahead of yourself. That’s for internet smart-asses like me to decide. There is always a point in...
Lucas
Oct 11, 20223 min read
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Review: “PG: Psycho Goreman”
What a fun, funny, silly, dark romp! It’s always nice to have one of these during the marathon. If you are roughly my age with roughly...
Lucas
Oct 9, 20223 min read
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