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Lucas
Oct 29, 20245 min read
Review: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
Can this movie actually overcome my nostalgia fatigue, my Tim Burton fatigue, and my Jenna Ortega fatigue all at once? Turns out that...
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Lucas
Oct 25, 20244 min read
Review: Woman of the Hour
Let’s take a look at Anna Kendrick’s directorial debut, and see how she manages this true story that reads like a late period M. Night...
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Lucas
Oct 23, 20244 min read
Review: Maxxxine
Ti West brings us to the eighties to close out his unorthodox horror trilogy. After a prequel focused on the first film’s antagonist, we...
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Lucas
Oct 21, 20244 min read
Review: I Saw the TV Glow
I imagine this may be a divisive movie for a variety of reasons. My feelings on it, on the other hand, are much less conflicted. We’re...
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Lucas
Oct 19, 20243 min read
Review: Tarot
Maybe tarot really does show you the future? After the big card reading scene to start the movie, I could predict exactly how it was...
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Lucas
Oct 15, 20243 min read
Review: The Rental
This Netflix movie with a strong cast looks to make you second-guess that next spur of the moment getaway, or at least trust Marriott or...
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Lucas
Oct 1, 20244 min read
Review: Late Night with the Devil
We kick off the 2024 marathon with one of the year’s most buzzed about films. The horror community has had a pretty good hit rate...
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Lucas
Oct 28, 20234 min read
Review: “Scream VI”
Scream is arguably horror’s most consistent film franchise. The latest installment is good fun, as long as you don’t expect to be...
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Lucas
Oct 20, 20233 min read
Review: “Killer Book Club”
I think Scream may have finally surpassed Halloween as the most imitated slasher movie of all time. Now in Spanish! Did you know that...
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Lucas
Oct 18, 20233 min read
Review: “Talk to Me”
Will the year’s most universally praised horror flick live up to expectations? Well, sometimes the hype is justified. I’ll jump right...
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Lucas
Oct 16, 20233 min read
Review: “The Hunt”
A film about the state of American political discourse? Haha, must be a horror movie, am I right? Oh, I see, it is actually a horror...
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Lucas
Oct 14, 20233 min read
Review: “Totally Killer”
Kiernan Shipka as a time-travelling final girl in Scream meets Back to the Future ? Has Amazon graduated from spying on my...
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Lucas
Oct 12, 20233 min read
Review: “The Pope’s Exorcist”
The possessive here indicates that the exorcist belongs to the pope (as in, he’s the pope’s top guy), not that the pope needs someone to...
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Lucas
Oct 8, 20233 min read
Review: “Pearl”
One of the most unique horror flicks I’ve reviewed, with one of the most unique performances to match. The question is, uniquely good or...
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Lucas
Oct 6, 20233 min read
Review: “Infinity Pool”
I mean, sure, obscenely rich white assholes do make for appropriately contemporary horror movie villains. James Foster is a struggling...
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Lucas
Oct 2, 20234 min read
Review: “Barbarian”
Let’s dive into this year’s marathon by exploring my thoughts on one of 2022’s most hyped horror flicks. Grindhouse aesthetic with...
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Lucas
Oct 27, 20223 min read
Review: “Werewolves Within”
Within the community? Within the house!? Perhaps the werewolves are within each and every one of our dark souls, man…! Or maybe just...
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Lucas
Oct 13, 20223 min read
Review: “Nope”
Jordan Peele pours his meticulous planning, impeccable direction, and knack for character-writing into a B-Movie premise, and the result...
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Lucas
Oct 11, 20223 min read
Review: A Classic Horror Story
Ok movie, cute title, but don’t get ahead of yourself. That’s for internet smart-asses like me to decide. There is always a point in...
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Lucas
Oct 9, 20223 min read
Review: “PG: Psycho Goreman”
What a fun, funny, silly, dark romp! It’s always nice to have one of these during the marathon. If you are roughly my age with roughly...
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