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Lucas
Oct 10, 20183 min read
Review: “The Devil’s Candy”
It turns out the devil’s candy is not just Good and Plenty’s, as I had previously assumed. Ever since the 80’s, horror movies have been...
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Scott
Oct 9, 20182 min read
Review: “Little Evil”
We’ve all seen The Omen, or at the very least know of its story. What if Robert [Gregory Peck] had just taken time to be a good father...
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Lucas
Oct 8, 20183 min read
Review: “Alien: Covenant”
Here’s a case study on how a lazy script can sink a movie that has everything else going for it. I have a lot of respect for Ridley...
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Scott
Oct 7, 20183 min read
Review: “Meatball Machine Kodoku”
I have watched a slew of these Tokyo Gore movies, and I don’t think many of them have been as weird and disjointed as this piece of...
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Lucas
Oct 6, 20182 min read
Review: “The Witching Season”
Spoiler alert: There aren’t actually any witches in The Witching Season. There is a season though, so…. no harm no foul, I guess? It’s...
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Scott
Oct 5, 20182 min read
Review: “Island Claws”
It probably speaks volumes that I forgot the name of this movie more than a few times before I could ever get to writing the review, and...
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Lucas
Oct 4, 20182 min read
Review: “Hereditary”
Can the “year’s scariest movie” live up to the hype? Let’s dive in and find out. I was excited, and a little nervous, to watch Hereditary...
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Scott
Oct 3, 20183 min read
Review: “Dead Rising: Watchtower”
There are a lot of bad zombie movies. There are a lot of bad video game movies. Dead Rising Watchtower combines these two and somehow...
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Lucas
Oct 2, 20182 min read
Review: “Split”
M. Night Shyamalan owes James McAvoy a beer for making this crazy shit work. I was apprehensive heading into Split . Partly because of M....
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Scott
Oct 1, 20182 min read
Review: “Manborg”
Back when some friends and I used to make dumb movies we dreamed of one day making a “big budget” flick. The people at Astron-6 made one...
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Lucas
Oct 31, 20173 min read
Review: “Trick R’ Treat”
Make sure you pass out candy tonight, and leave those jack-o-lanterns lit. You never know who’s watching, and Halloween spirit may be...
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Scott
Oct 31, 20172 min read
Review: “Patchwork”
It’s rare that a movie comes out this day and age that feels like it was created in the 80s. Even rarer when this film gets all the...
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Scott
Oct 30, 20173 min read
Review: “The Belko Experiment”
Social experiments are sometimes the most innocuous and harmless things that happen around and to us as humans. We never see or are aware...
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Lucas
Oct 29, 20172 min read
Review: “A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child”
Why do I do this to myself? Ah, the perils of being a completionist. My wife and I watched seven seasons of Sons of Anarchy despite the...
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Lucas
Oct 27, 20172 min read
Review: “Horror Hotel”
Sometimes you gotta bust out the heavy artillery to battle a Satanic murder cult. I thought I’d try a different type of movie for today’...
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Scott
Oct 26, 20172 min read
Review: “Midnight Meat Train
Yet another movie where the box art and title have stuck in my head for far too long. Let’s take a mostly predictable ride and see if...
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Lucas
Oct 25, 20173 min read
Review: “Get Out”
They say that horror and comedy tap into the same part of the brain, so it should be no surprise that one half of Key & Peele managed...
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Scott
Oct 24, 20172 min read
Review: “Cube”
Imagine waking up in a strange place, no idea how you got there, no idea how to get out, with five other people, and surrounded by rooms...
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Lucas
Oct 23, 20173 min read
Review: “Dawn of the Dead (2004)”
In 26 years the zombies have gotten faster, and the body count has grown. Just don’t expect this version of the film to challenge you...
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Lucas
Oct 21, 20174 min read
Review: “Dawn of the Dead (1978)”
This movie is so good, you guys. I kind of assumed I had seen Dawn of the Dead before. My brain must have taken scenes from the 2004...
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