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Lucas
Oct 27, 20223 min read
Review: “Werewolves Within”
Within the community? Within the house!? Perhaps the werewolves are within each and every one of our dark souls, man…! Or maybe just...
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Lucas
Oct 25, 20222 min read
Review: “Piranha” (1978)
This movie was clearly inspired by Jaws , but quality-wise, it has much more in common with the Jaws sequels. Piranha is one in a long...
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Lucas
Oct 23, 20223 min read
Review: “10/31”
Whenever I come across a low budget horror flick to review, I’m generally rooting for it to succeed. Sometimes, that faith even pays off. ...
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Lucas
Oct 21, 20224 min read
Review: “Day of the Dead”
I’m not an anti-CGI purist or anything, but we’re still several decades away from computers being able to produce gore effects credible...
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Lucas
Oct 19, 20223 min read
Review: “Insidious: Chapter 3”
Can the Insidious franchise maintain its consistency for longer than James Wan’s other ghostly property, The Conjuring ? Insidious:...
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Lucas
Oct 15, 20223 min read
Review: “Body Bags”
High camp with a surprisingly low body count, this John Carpenter/Tobe Hooper collaboration is a bit of a mixed bag. Originally filmed...
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Lucas
Oct 13, 20223 min read
Review: “Nope”
Jordan Peele pours his meticulous planning, impeccable direction, and knack for character-writing into a B-Movie premise, and the result...
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Lucas
Oct 11, 20223 min read
Review: A Classic Horror Story
Ok movie, cute title, but don’t get ahead of yourself. That’s for internet smart-asses like me to decide. There is always a point in...
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Lucas
Oct 9, 20223 min read
Review: “PG: Psycho Goreman”
What a fun, funny, silly, dark romp! It’s always nice to have one of these during the marathon. If you are roughly my age with roughly...
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Lucas
Oct 7, 20223 min read
Review: “The Black Phone”
Is the much-hyped The Black Phone out of order, or did the filmmakers dial up a masterpiece? Please leave your funnier, more coherent...
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Lucas
Oct 5, 20224 min read
Review: “Old”
Honestly, this movie exhausted me so much I can’t even think of a pithy age pun to insert here. I’m not one to ponder my mortality too...
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Lucas
Oct 3, 20226 min read
Review: “Fright Night” (1985)
Fright Night is not the best acted horror movie of the 80’s, but it may be the most acted horror movie of the 80’s. What struck me...
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Lucas
Oct 1, 20224 min read
Review: “X”
Is it possible to elevate a Texas Chainsaw -type slasher about a porn shoot while still delivering on what that premise suggests?...
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Scott
Oct 31, 20213 min read
Review: “Tremors: Shrieker Island”
I can’t believe that I watched another Tremors movie. Just when I figured it was going to be stale and old, they shake things up again....
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Lucas
Oct 30, 20213 min read
Review: “Halloween Kills”
I loved 2018’s direct sequel to the original Halloween , but does the new film continue the rebooted timeline with a similar...
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Scott
Oct 29, 20213 min read
Review: “Tammy and the T-Rex”
Tammy and the T-Rex is a wild ride through the past. Watching a film like this really makes you wonder how these careers weren’t extinct...
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Lucas
Oct 28, 20214 min read
Review: “Hell Fest”
I can get on board with a horror movie set inside a fictional amusement park. Unfortunately, Hell Fest follows through on that premise...
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Scott
Oct 27, 20213 min read
Review: “Route 666”
I feel like I came to this movie because of weird nostalgia. Once I was heading down this road I knew I had made a wrong turn on a...
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Lucas
Oct 26, 20213 min read
Review: “Till Death”
Love is patient. Love is kind. Love generally does not involve chaining yourself to your spouse in a complicated murder-suicide plot...
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Scott
Oct 25, 20213 min read
Review: “Wishmaster”
The simplicity of the evilness of Wishmaster is pretty devious. I wish I could put my finger on what bothers me about it. In the twelfth...
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