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Lucas
Oct 24, 20213 min read
Review: “Bad Moon”
Don’t go around tonight, well, it’s bound to take your life… Werewolves don’t get enough love in the horror community. When it comes to...
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Scott
Oct 23, 20212 min read
Review: “Edge of the Axe”
The 80s offer a never-ending supply of slasher films that really run the gambit of quality. Everyone chasing their cut of the profits...
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Lucas
Oct 22, 20213 min read
Review: “I’m Thinking of Ending Things”
Charlie Kaufman goes full Charlie Kaufman in his very unsettling and opaque adaptation of I’m Thinking of Ending Things. DISCLAIMER:...
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Scott
Oct 21, 20212 min read
Review: “Killer Sofa”
I’ve already seen a movie about a bed that eats people, might as well watch one about a “sofa” that kills folks. A man bleeds over a...
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Lucas
Oct 20, 20213 min read
Review: “Penance Lane”
My question is what will the filmmakers do as penance for this movie? Let’s get this out of the way right at the top – this is without...
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Scott
Oct 19, 20213 min read
Review: “Child’s Play 2”
If I’m being completely honest, the ONLY type of horror movies that get to me anymore are ones that involve children in distress. So, you...
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Lucas
Oct 18, 20213 min read
Review: “The Mortuary Collection”
Is The Mortuary Collection some lively October entertainment, or is it dead on arrival? Every year, some of the most ghastly and...
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Lucas
Oct 16, 20213 min read
Review: “Children of the Corn”
Out of all the Stephen King adaptations that have been put to film, this is definitely one of them. Of the vast array of outcomes that...
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Scott
Oct 15, 20212 min read
Review: “Hellbound: Hellraiser II”
The original Hellraiser much like Texas Chainsaw Massacre is widely regarded as a classic horror movie in many circles. The sequel is a...
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Lucas
Oct 14, 20214 min read
Review: “C.O.R.N.: A Field of Screams”
Completely Original Revolting Nightmare? Crappy Outing Relished by Nobody? Check Out my Review Now. Horror fandom is a funny thing....
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Scott
Oct 13, 20213 min read
Review: “Wrestle Massacre”
It wouldn’t be a 31 For 31 if I didn’t throw in at least one “Massacre” movie, and with the tag line “You can’t tap out when you’re...
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Lucas
Oct 12, 20213 min read
Review: “Saw”
Can you believe I’ve never seen this before? Is it good enough to entice me down the Saw franchise rabbit hole? I watch a lot of...
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Scott
Oct 11, 20213 min read
Review: “C.O.R.N: A Field of Screams”
Scarecrows, much like zombies, seem to be a never-ending well for people to create horror movies from. This is one let’s say is not...
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Lucas
Oct 10, 20212 min read
Review: “Lifeforce”
Turns out the space vampire dress code is pretty lax. “Everything in the world is sex. Except sex, which is power.” – Oscar Wilde You...
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Scott
Oct 9, 20212 min read
Review: “The Fog (1980)”
Yet another hole in my metaphorical library that needed to be filled. Yeah… I said what I said. In the sleepy little town on the coast of...
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Lucas
Oct 8, 20214 min read
Review: “Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon”
Sometimes horror flicks can feel a little soulless and mercenary. Here’s a pseudo-slasher from some people that clearly love the genre as...
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Scott
Oct 7, 20213 min read
Review: “Texas Chainsaw Massacre Pt. 2”
It took nearly a decade for them to come out with the sequel to the groundbreaking and genre-defining original Texas Chainsaw Massacre....
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Lucas
Oct 6, 20212 min read
Review: “Malignant”
Rest assured, there is nothing benign about this one. (Tumor puns!) There are a few reasons why I consider the 80’s the greatest decade...
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Scott
Oct 5, 20212 min read
Review: “A Fantastic Fear of Everything”
It’s early yet, and I know I have a lot of other movies to get through, but I’m gonna tentatively say that this is “the one” for this...
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Lucas
Oct 4, 20213 min read
Review: “The Resort”
When you’re staying at The Resort , you can check out any time you like… but you can never leave! Right? Right… like the song? The...
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