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Scott
Oct 12, 20203 min read
Review: Iron Sky: The Coming Race
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess “Iron Sky: The Coming Race” is a 2019 film directed by Timo Vuorensola and is a sequel...
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Scott
Oct 11, 20202 min read
Review: “Pool Party Massacre”
Every year I at least try to find a horror movie with the word “massacre” in the title. Some are good, some are bad, they are all movies....
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Scott
Oct 8, 20202 min read
Review: “Killer Piñata”
Another movie and another inanimate object come to life to reek havoc on those that have wronged it. Sadly, once you break the fun...
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Lucas
Oct 7, 20203 min read
Review: “The Lodge”
Bleak and affecting, The Lodge is the latest in a string of “domestic horror” films released in recent years. As the fall season wears...
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Scott
Oct 6, 20203 min read
Review: Strange Behavior (aka Dead Kids)
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess Some Australian saw “Halloween” and thought “golly, that Illinois sure is scary!” and...
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Scott
Oct 5, 20202 min read
Review: “CarousHell”
I was hoping to get another gem out of the same production company that put out Velocipastor with CarousHell. Sadly this one took me on a...
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Lucas
Oct 4, 20203 min read
Review: “Vivarium”
Parenthood can be a drag. Vivarium aims to be a creepy sci-fi puzzle box, but unfortunately there isn’t much to be puzzled out. The...
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Scott
Oct 3, 20203 min read
Review: “Repo! The Genetic Opera”
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess Have you ever sat around glad to have the pig heart that was surgically implanted in you...
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Scott
Oct 2, 20203 min read
Review: “Christine”
That time of year is upon us again. The time of year for me to watch movies of questionable “quality” and fill in some holes in my...
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Lucas
Oct 1, 20203 min read
Review: “Spree”
A movie that explores the dark side of chasing likes, views, and follows. The horror genre has long tapped into recent developments in...
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Scott
Oct 31, 20196 min read
The VelociPaster’s Writer/Director Lays Out His Fave Horror Movies
I caged the writer/director of VelociPastor and managed to get his favorite horror movies, why they resonated with him, and what effect...
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Lucas
Oct 31, 20195 min read
Review: “Halloween (2018)”
And now, on the day that shares its name, I review the movie that provides a fitting bookend to the Michael Myers saga. It’s kind of...
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Scott
Oct 30, 20193 min read
Review: “VelociPastor”
Before this summer I had never heard of “The VelociPastor” but after the trailer was shown to me I haven’t been able to stop thinking...
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Scott
Oct 28, 20193 min read
Review: “Killer Klowns From Outer Space”
Another year, another “cult classic” that I have neglected for far too long is watched. It’s only fitting I watched this one days before...
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Lucas
Oct 27, 20192 min read
Review: “Head Count”
A cast comprised entirely of millenneals summons a monster by reading a creepypasta website… this movie isn’t great, but its better than...
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Scott
Oct 26, 20193 min read
Review: “Sorority Party Massacre”
I think it has become horribly apparent that I like a good “Sorority” movie. I also like a good “Massacre” movie. Putting the two...
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Lucas
Oct 25, 20193 min read
Review: “Creepshow 2”
The sequel to the campy 1985 horror anthology, Creepshow , offers us fewer tales, fewer big names, and overall less charm. The original ...
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Scott
Oct 24, 20193 min read
Review: “Tremors: A Cold Day In Hell”
Another year, and here we are again reviewing yet another Tremors movie. This makes the sixth one, and looking at the Wiki for the...
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Lucas
Oct 23, 20194 min read
Review: “Us”
Jordan Peele’s debut film, Get Out , was an un-subtle but effective race allegory. His follow-up gives us more to chew on, but perhaps...
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Scott
Oct 22, 20192 min read
Review: “Cheerleader Camp”
Another camp, another reason to get girls together, another excuse to have a lot of murder. Go Team! … … … I guess. Alison and her cheer...
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