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Lucas
Oct 20, 20233 min read
Review: “Killer Book Club”
I think Scream may have finally surpassed Halloween as the most imitated slasher movie of all time. Now in Spanish! Did you know that...
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Lucas
Oct 18, 20233 min read
Review: “Talk to Me”
Will the year’s most universally praised horror flick live up to expectations? Well, sometimes the hype is justified. I’ll jump right...
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Lucas
Oct 16, 20233 min read
Review: “The Hunt”
A film about the state of American political discourse? Haha, must be a horror movie, am I right? Oh, I see, it is actually a horror...
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Lucas
Oct 14, 20233 min read
Review: “Totally Killer”
Kiernan Shipka as a time-travelling final girl in Scream meets Back to the Future ? Has Amazon graduated from spying on my...
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Lucas
Oct 12, 20233 min read
Review: “The Pope’s Exorcist”
The possessive here indicates that the exorcist belongs to the pope (as in, he’s the pope’s top guy), not that the pope needs someone to...
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Lucas
Oct 10, 20232 min read
Review: “Return of the Living Dead Part II”
Today I revisit the horror franchise where the zombies are obsessed with brains. Ironically, that probably means they wouldn’t care for...
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Lucas
Oct 8, 20233 min read
Review: “Pearl”
One of the most unique horror flicks I’ve reviewed, with one of the most unique performances to match. The question is, uniquely good or...
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Lucas
Oct 6, 20233 min read
Review: “Infinity Pool”
I mean, sure, obscenely rich white assholes do make for appropriately contemporary horror movie villains. James Foster is a struggling...
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Lucas
Oct 4, 20233 min read
Review: “Hellraiser III – Hell on Earth”
Let’s see what type of mischief our favorite S&M hardware enthusiast was up to in the early nineties, shall we? Did you know that there...
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Lucas
Oct 2, 20234 min read
Review: “Barbarian”
Let’s dive into this year’s marathon by exploring my thoughts on one of 2022’s most hyped horror flicks. Grindhouse aesthetic with...
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Lucas
Oct 31, 20224 min read
Review: “Predator”
I know what you’re thinking, but Predator is actually a classic slasher movie dressed up like an action film. Doesn’t Arnold make quite...
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Lucas
Oct 29, 20224 min read
Review: “Hellbound: Hellraiser II”
This movie terrified me as a child, but how do I feel more than thirty years later: Is it a legitimately scary film or was I just a whiny...
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Lucas
Oct 27, 20223 min read
Review: “Werewolves Within”
Within the community? Within the house!? Perhaps the werewolves are within each and every one of our dark souls, man…! Or maybe just...
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Lucas
Oct 25, 20222 min read
Review: “Piranha” (1978)
This movie was clearly inspired by Jaws , but quality-wise, it has much more in common with the Jaws sequels. Piranha is one in a long...
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Lucas
Oct 23, 20223 min read
Review: “10/31”
Whenever I come across a low budget horror flick to review, I’m generally rooting for it to succeed. Sometimes, that faith even pays off. ...
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Lucas
Oct 21, 20224 min read
Review: “Day of the Dead”
I’m not an anti-CGI purist or anything, but we’re still several decades away from computers being able to produce gore effects credible...
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Lucas
Oct 19, 20223 min read
Review: “Insidious: Chapter 3”
Can the Insidious franchise maintain its consistency for longer than James Wan’s other ghostly property, The Conjuring ? Insidious:...
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Lucas
Oct 15, 20223 min read
Review: “Body Bags”
High camp with a surprisingly low body count, this John Carpenter/Tobe Hooper collaboration is a bit of a mixed bag. Originally filmed...
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Lucas
Oct 13, 20223 min read
Review: “Nope”
Jordan Peele pours his meticulous planning, impeccable direction, and knack for character-writing into a B-Movie premise, and the result...
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Lucas
Oct 11, 20223 min read
Review: A Classic Horror Story
Ok movie, cute title, but don’t get ahead of yourself. That’s for internet smart-asses like me to decide. There is always a point in...
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