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Lucas
Oct 9, 20223 min read
Review: “PG: Psycho Goreman”
What a fun, funny, silly, dark romp! It’s always nice to have one of these during the marathon. If you are roughly my age with roughly...
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Lucas
Oct 7, 20223 min read
Review: “The Black Phone”
Is the much-hyped The Black Phone out of order, or did the filmmakers dial up a masterpiece? Please leave your funnier, more coherent...
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Lucas
Oct 5, 20224 min read
Review: “Old”
Honestly, this movie exhausted me so much I can’t even think of a pithy age pun to insert here. I’m not one to ponder my mortality too...
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Lucas
Oct 3, 20226 min read
Review: “Fright Night” (1985)
Fright Night is not the best acted horror movie of the 80’s, but it may be the most acted horror movie of the 80’s. What struck me...
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Lucas
Oct 1, 20224 min read
Review: “X”
Is it possible to elevate a Texas Chainsaw -type slasher about a porn shoot while still delivering on what that premise suggests?...
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Lucas
Oct 30, 20213 min read
Review: “Halloween Kills”
I loved 2018’s direct sequel to the original Halloween , but does the new film continue the rebooted timeline with a similar...
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Lucas
Oct 28, 20214 min read
Review: “Hell Fest”
I can get on board with a horror movie set inside a fictional amusement park. Unfortunately, Hell Fest follows through on that premise...
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Lucas
Oct 26, 20213 min read
Review: “Till Death”
Love is patient. Love is kind. Love generally does not involve chaining yourself to your spouse in a complicated murder-suicide plot...
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Lucas
Oct 24, 20213 min read
Review: “Bad Moon”
Don’t go around tonight, well, it’s bound to take your life… Werewolves don’t get enough love in the horror community. When it comes to...
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Lucas
Oct 22, 20213 min read
Review: “I’m Thinking of Ending Things”
Charlie Kaufman goes full Charlie Kaufman in his very unsettling and opaque adaptation of I’m Thinking of Ending Things. DISCLAIMER:...
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Lucas
Oct 20, 20213 min read
Review: “Penance Lane”
My question is what will the filmmakers do as penance for this movie? Let’s get this out of the way right at the top – this is without...
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Lucas
Oct 18, 20213 min read
Review: “The Mortuary Collection”
Is The Mortuary Collection some lively October entertainment, or is it dead on arrival? Every year, some of the most ghastly and...
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Lucas
Oct 16, 20213 min read
Review: “Children of the Corn”
Out of all the Stephen King adaptations that have been put to film, this is definitely one of them. Of the vast array of outcomes that...
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Lucas
Oct 14, 20214 min read
Review: “C.O.R.N.: A Field of Screams”
Completely Original Revolting Nightmare? Crappy Outing Relished by Nobody? Check Out my Review Now. Horror fandom is a funny thing....
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Lucas
Oct 12, 20213 min read
Review: “Saw”
Can you believe I’ve never seen this before? Is it good enough to entice me down the Saw franchise rabbit hole? I watch a lot of...
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Lucas
Oct 10, 20212 min read
Review: “Lifeforce”
Turns out the space vampire dress code is pretty lax. “Everything in the world is sex. Except sex, which is power.” – Oscar Wilde You...
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Lucas
Oct 8, 20214 min read
Review: “Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon”
Sometimes horror flicks can feel a little soulless and mercenary. Here’s a pseudo-slasher from some people that clearly love the genre as...
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Lucas
Oct 6, 20212 min read
Review: “Malignant”
Rest assured, there is nothing benign about this one. (Tumor puns!) There are a few reasons why I consider the 80’s the greatest decade...
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Lucas
Oct 4, 20213 min read
Review: “The Resort”
When you’re staying at The Resort , you can check out any time you like… but you can never leave! Right? Right… like the song? The...
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Lucas
Oct 2, 20213 min read
Review: “Near Dark”
I have waited so long to finally watch this movie. The question is, was it worth the wait? I’m going to describe a movie to you, see if...
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