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Lucas
Oct 27, 20172 min read
Review: “Horror Hotel”
Sometimes you gotta bust out the heavy artillery to battle a Satanic murder cult. I thought I’d try a different type of movie for today’...
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Lucas
Oct 25, 20173 min read
Review: “Get Out”
They say that horror and comedy tap into the same part of the brain, so it should be no surprise that one half of Key & Peele managed...
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Lucas
Oct 23, 20173 min read
Review: “Dawn of the Dead (2004)”
In 26 years the zombies have gotten faster, and the body count has grown. Just don’t expect this version of the film to challenge you...
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Lucas
Oct 21, 20174 min read
Review: “Dawn of the Dead (1978)”
This movie is so good, you guys. I kind of assumed I had seen Dawn of the Dead before. My brain must have taken scenes from the 2004...
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Lucas
Oct 19, 20173 min read
Review: “Wes Craven’s New Nightmare”
Meet the new Fred, same as the old Fred. I wonder when the term “Final Girl” first came into use. Probably as soon as we started...
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Lucas
Oct 17, 20173 min read
Review: “The Host”
Let’s take a look at a monster movie that is anything but old-fashioned. I spend a lot of time in these reviews trumpeting the...
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Lucas
Oct 15, 20172 min read
Review: “Phantasm”
Time to take a look at a low-budget oddity that became a cult classic and turned into a franchise. I have been peripherally aware of...
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Lucas
Oct 13, 20173 min read
Review: “The Amityville Horror (2005)”
You know what’s really scary? Neither do the people behind The Amityville Horror remake. The story of the Amityville horror has been...
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Lucas
Oct 11, 20173 min read
Review: “Tales of Halloween”
Ten spirited (and mean-spirited) stories set on Halloween night. This is the worst town to find yourself on the holiday… especially if...
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Lucas
Oct 9, 20174 min read
Review: “Halloween Tales”
If you like such horror anthology classics as Creepshow or Tick ‘r Treat , then you’ll LOVE… to watch them again. Just never watch this...
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Lucas
Oct 7, 20173 min read
Review: “It (2017)”
I’m happy to report out what the rest of the world has already been telling you: It is fantastic. If the 2017 theatrical remake of It ...
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Lucas
Oct 5, 20173 min read
Review: “The VVitch”
Every once and awhile it’s nice to step away from the trashy and profane to take a look at the cerebral side of horror. But is it as much...
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Lucas
Oct 3, 20173 min read
Review: “Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II”
How does this sequel manage to be better than the original? By ignoring the story and tone of the first installment altogether. I first...
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Lucas
Oct 1, 20173 min read
Review: “Prom Night”
Despite its title, Prom Night is probably not in the top five horror movies that culminate at a high school dance. It’s hard to...
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Scott
Oct 10, 20142 min read
Review: “The Frankenstein Theory”
Previously posted on blog and written by B. Demeter The Frankenstein Theory (2013) is a found footage monster film that shouldn’t have...
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Scott
Oct 6, 20143 min read
Review: “Without Warning”
Previously posted on blog and written by B. Demeter Without Warning (1980) is a mediocre movie that was the inspiration for my #1 movie...
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Scott
Oct 4, 20143 min read
Review: “The Dark Half”
Previously posted on blog and written by B. Demeter A horror movie written by Stephen King and directed by George Romero, need I say...
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Scott
Oct 2, 20142 min read
Review: “You’re Next”
Previously posted on blog and written by B. Demeter You’re Next (2011) is good. It’s a clone of The Strangers, Funny Games, Vacancy, etc....
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Scott
Oct 31, 20134 min read
Review: “Texas Chainsaw 3D”
Previously posted on blog and written by B. Demeter Did anyone ask for Leatherface to be turned into a sympathetic character? Didn’t...
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Scott
Oct 30, 20133 min read
Review: “V/H/S 2”
Previously posted on blog and written by B. Demeter V/H/S 2 is better than V/H/S. There, I spoiled my own review. V/H/S was a freaky...
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