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Scott
Oct 30, 20203 min read
Review: Let Her Out
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess “Let Her Out” is a horror film released in 2016 and was directed by Cody Calahan. It...
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Lucas
Oct 28, 20202 min read
Review: “Antebellum”
Forget monsters and zombies and boogiemen. Humanity has already inflicted the scariest horrors on itself. If you watch Antebellum , its...
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Scott
Oct 27, 20203 min read
Review: The Shed
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess (Sung poorly to the tune of the “Beverly Hillbillies” theme song) Come and listen to my...
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Lucas
Oct 25, 20202 min read
Review: The Vampire Lovers
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess Fly with me, Lesbian Vampire! Released in 1872, Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu’s novella...
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Scott
Oct 21, 20203 min read
Review: Color Out of Space
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess If you are worried that in 2019’s “Color Out of Space” Nicolas Cage wouldn’t go 100%...
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Scott
Oct 18, 20203 min read
Review: The Incredible Melting Man
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess Astronauts in space are bombarded with cosmic rays and it gives one of them the...
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Scott
Oct 15, 20202 min read
Review: The Pool
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess If you are like me you fall asleep on a raft in a pool that is being drained, unable to...
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Scott
Oct 12, 20203 min read
Review: Iron Sky: The Coming Race
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess “Iron Sky: The Coming Race” is a 2019 film directed by Timo Vuorensola and is a sequel...
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Scott
Oct 3, 20203 min read
Review: “Repo! The Genetic Opera”
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess Have you ever sat around glad to have the pig heart that was surgically implanted in you...
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Lucas
Oct 31, 20195 min read
Review: “Halloween (2018)”
And now, on the day that shares its name, I review the movie that provides a fitting bookend to the Michael Myers saga. It’s kind of...
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Lucas
Oct 27, 20192 min read
Review: “Head Count”
A cast comprised entirely of millenneals summons a monster by reading a creepypasta website… this movie isn’t great, but its better than...
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Lucas
Oct 25, 20193 min read
Review: “Creepshow 2”
The sequel to the campy 1985 horror anthology, Creepshow , offers us fewer tales, fewer big names, and overall less charm. The original ...
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Lucas
Oct 23, 20194 min read
Review: “Us”
Jordan Peele’s debut film, Get Out , was an un-subtle but effective race allegory. His follow-up gives us more to chew on, but perhaps...
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Lucas
Oct 21, 20193 min read
Review: “Mandy”
Mandy is a damn good time. Is it anything more than that, though? How do you make a cult classic? That hasn’t always been a question that...
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Lucas
Oct 19, 20193 min read
Review: “The Blackcoat’s Daughter”
It’s winter break at Bramford Academy, but nobody is coming to pick these girls up. Don’t worry though, they definitely won’t be alone....
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Lucas
Oct 17, 20192 min read
Review: “Girls with Balls”
Here’s a tip: When you google images of this movie to include in your online horror review, make sure that SafeSearch is on. When I...
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Lucas
Oct 15, 20194 min read
Review: “Pet Sematary” 1989 & 2019
Today I’m trying something a little different, as I compare 1989’s Pet Sematary to the 2019 remake. For what it’s worth, there is a clear...
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Lucas
Oct 13, 20193 min read
Review: “House”
What… the hell… did I just watch? (And how can I get more of it?) So, if you were wondering, this is not related to the American House ...
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Lucas
Oct 9, 20193 min read
Review: “Insidious”
Between Saw and The Conjuring , James Wan serves up a spooky, if familiar, horror tale. James Wan has to be considered the most...
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Lucas
Oct 7, 20193 min read
Review: “Return of the Living Dead 3”
This sequel wants to take a BITE out of the Return of the Living Dead franchise, but does it have the BRAINS to live up to the legacy?...
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