#Halloween 14/17

Scott

Oct 9, 20122 min read

Review: “Return To Horror High”

Had intentionally made Book Of Shadows into a comedy, I suspect that it would have turned out similar to Horror High. In line with all...

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Scott

Oct 8, 20122 min read

Review: “Book Of Shadows: Blair Witch 2”

Not all horror movies, even those that were both a critical and commercial success, need or deserve a sequel. Don’t believe me? Well Book...

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Scott

Oct 7, 20122 min read

Review: “C.H.U.D.”

Another one of those “classic” horror movies that I have never managed to see. I always thought this was a campy horror comedy, I had no...

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Scott

Oct 6, 20122 min read

Review: “Hellraiser”

Having suffered through Twilight, and having never actually seen the entirety of Hellraiser, I felt it was all two fitting to watch this...

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Scott

Oct 5, 20123 min read

Review: “Twilight”

Stephenie Meyer said that she is a better author than Shakespeare. She also wrote a book that was originally a dream she had about...

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Scott

Oct 4, 20122 min read

Review: “The Garbage Pail Kids Movie”

I am a child of the 80’s, and I vividly remember getting the Garbage Pail Kids cards. Hell, I still have the majority of them from back...

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Scott

Oct 3, 20122 min read

Review: “2-Headed Shark Attack”

Even with two heads, this shark was to stupid to see this would fail. What’s worse than the beaches being terrorized by a blood thirsty...

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Scott

Oct 2, 20123 min read

Review: “Vampegeddon”

I also would have accepted “Boobpocalypse” Two things are really big right now, Vampires and the Armageddon. So yeah, why not take both...

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Scott

Oct 1, 20122 min read

Review: “Piranha”

It’s killer piranha. That’s what’s in the water, isn’t it? Why not start this movie marathon off right? Piranha is a remake of sorts of...

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What Horror Movies Have Taught Me (Part 2)

Scott

Nov 3, 20115 min read

What Horror Movies Have Taught Me (Part 2)

Well the time has come to reflect on what I have done. This was truly a banner year for watching horror movies. There were some gems ,...

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Scott

Oct 31, 20112 min read

Review: “Freddy Vs Jason”

When these two titans of slasher motion pictures were in their respective prime, this film was all anyone wanted to see. Fifteen years...

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Scott

Oct 30, 20112 min read

Review: “Skeleton Man”

The spirit of a long dead Native American warrior rides a horse and kills marines. Also he likes to go into power plants for no apparent...

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Scott

Oct 29, 20112 min read

Review: “Evil Ed”

What happens when you force a film editor to watch a slew of gory, poorly done, slasher films and edit them all? A guy that ends up going...

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Scott

Oct 28, 20113 min read

Review: “The Familiar”

I have never actually thought about what a christian horror movie produced and shown on the Lifetime Network would look like. Now I know…...

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Scott

Oct 27, 20112 min read

Review: “5ive Girls”

School girls… School girls never change. Besides the atrocious name, this movie might be more similar to the X-men movies than you might...

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Scott

Oct 26, 20113 min read

Review: “Rabid Grannies”

Rabid Grannies is a very rare treat, indeed. The style of a Troma movie with the class of the Belgian people. Ok, that might be pushing...

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Scott

Oct 24, 20112 min read

Review: “Scarecrows”

Growing up in the country, these things always creeped me out. Now that I am much older, and at least a little bit wiser, I don’t think...

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Scott

Oct 23, 20112 min read

Review: “Damned By Dawn”

I only watched this movie because of the name, and the “box quote” they decided to put underneath it. Implying that your movie is a...

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Scott

Oct 22, 20112 min read

Review: “Bloodlust Zombies”

What happens when you make a porn about a Zombie Outbreak, “starring” a famous female porn star, and remove 98% of the actual sex? You...

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Scott

Oct 21, 20112 min read

Review: “Bread Crumbs”

Remember the story of Hansel and Gretel? The story of two kids that were lured into a witches house and then eaten? Did you ever think to...

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