#Halloween 15/17

Scott

Oct 20, 20112 min read

Review: “DIEner”

I could make a movie and say it’s like “Casablanca meets The Godfather” but that doesn’t mean it will garner any awards. While I can see...

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Scott

Oct 19, 20112 min read

Review: “TerrorVision”

As I said before, this looks like a movie that would have been shown on the same network that MaxHeadroom aired on. This movie makes those...

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Scott

Oct 18, 20112 min read

Review: “Surf Nazis Must Die”

So here we are again, Troma fans. Surf Nazis Must Die is one of those rare movies that does everything wrong, yet manages to capture the...

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Scott

Oct 16, 20112 min read

Review: “Big T*ts Zombie”

We’ve come a long way on this journey, haven’t we? So how is it that I arrived at watching this movie? I don’t know… Dumb luck? Big Tits...

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Scott

Oct 15, 20113 min read

Review: “Vampire Girl Vs Frankenstein Girl”

Seeing that there was a complete and utter lack of Japanese gore movies in this marathon, I decided to change that, quickly. Vampire Girl...

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Scott

Oct 14, 20113 min read

Review: “Hellbound”

Leave it to Chuck Norris to literally kick Satan’s ass. This has to be where all those Chuck Norris legends started from. All I was...

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Scott

Oct 13, 20113 min read

Review: “Bikini Girls On Ice”

Bikini Girls On Ice is nothing if not truthful to it’s name. Sadly, this may be the only thing that this movie has going for it. Bikini...

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Scott

Oct 12, 20112 min read

Review: “Hatchet”

Looking for a little more “substance” in my movie selections, I decided to go with “Hatchet”. As the poster clearly says, “Old School...

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Scott

Oct 11, 20112 min read

Review: “Blades”

Once again I dive head first into the murky waters of Troma. Blades came out nine whole years after Caddyshack, but the influence that...

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Scott

Oct 10, 20113 min read

Review: “The Rockville Slayer”

The year was 1999. The show was Mystery Science Theater 3000. Their movie of choice this time, “Soultaker”. It was a movie written by a...

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Scott

Jan 6, 20113 min read

Things That Will Keep You Alive In A Horror Movie

Over my life I have watched a metric fuck-ton of horror movies, and from that I have learned quite a few things… things that may help...

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Scott

Oct 27, 20102 min read

Review: “Wrong Turn”

Finally a movie with hot chicks that I actually recognize, well at least one, and that’s all that really matters. Wrong Turn is really...

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Scott

Oct 27, 20102 min read

Review: “Dead Alive”

Another one of those movies that I really should have seen before now, but never got around to. Not really at all what I thought it would...

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Scott

Oct 24, 20102 min read

Review: “Chopping Mall”

This is what I remember horror movies from the 80’s being like. Also this is WHY I like horror movies from the 80’s so much. Welcome to...

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Scott

Oct 24, 20102 min read

Review: “Dead Snow”

Not really sure where I saw the box or poster for this one first, but it always kinda interested me. I found it dirt cheap on BluRay and...

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Scott

Oct 24, 20102 min read

Review: “The Crazies”

I own the new one (haven’t watched it yet) but I figured i should know the original before the remake. Seeing as how Romero’s name is...

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Scott

Oct 21, 20102 min read

Review: “Fear Dot Com”

Hey look it’s little Stephen Dorff all growed up. I actually had no idea who was in this one till it started, can’t honestly say that it...

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Scott

Oct 20, 20102 min read

Review: “Crawlspace”

Klaus Kinski is a creepy ugly dude, with a giant head. That should have been the tag line for this movie. Seeing as how there isn’t one,...

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Scott

Oct 19, 20102 min read

Review: “Video Dead”

Remember the 80’s? Remember how bad most of the horror movies made back then were. That’s not a question, it’s a statement. The Video...

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Scott

Oct 19, 20102 min read

Review: “Ghost Ship”

“Sea Evil” … Probably one of the worst tag lines for a movie I have seen in recent memory. It’s a good thing this movie was much better...

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