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Scott
Oct 11, 20112 min read
Review: “Blades”
Once again I dive head first into the murky waters of Troma. Blades came out nine whole years after Caddyshack, but the influence that...
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Scott
Oct 10, 20112 min read
Review: “One-Eyed Monster”
So I never thought I would watch a movie about a killer dick. After seeing one , I never thought I would do that again. What’s the saying...
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Scott
Oct 10, 20113 min read
Review: “The Rockville Slayer”
The year was 1999. The show was Mystery Science Theater 3000. Their movie of choice this time, “Soultaker”. It was a movie written by a...
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Scott
Oct 8, 20113 min read
Review: “Ghoulies”
It is actually kind of sad how long I have been waiting to see this movie again. I remember watching it as a kid and thinking it was...
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Scott
Oct 7, 20112 min read
Review: “Tucker And Dale Vs Evil”
Mark my words, this movie will be an almost instant cult classic. It has all the makings of a movie that will fly under the radar with...
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Scott
Oct 6, 20112 min read
Review: “Doghouse”
The box for “Doghouse” has been staring me in the face for a while now on Netflix. I chose to include it into the 31 Days marathon simply...
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Scott
Oct 5, 20112 min read
Review: Saw “The Final Chapter”
After seven films in almost as many years, it’s hard for ANY film franchise to finish up with a nice neat bow on top. Saw 3D (which I...
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Scott
Oct 4, 20111 min read
Review: retarDEAD
Yes… I watched a “horror movie” called retarDEAD, and NO I am not proud of it. Do not, under any circumstances, watch this movie. First...
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Scott
Oct 3, 20112 min read
Review: Dreamaniac
In the 80’s when “Metal” was king, a lot of young boys had dreams of meeting that perfect girl from one of those new “Music Videos”. Adam...
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Scott
Oct 2, 20113 min read
Review: Thankskilling
Where do you begin to critique a movie that was made for $3500 in a little less than two weeks by like fifteen people about a murderous...
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Scott
Oct 1, 20112 min read
Review: Blood Hook
Once again I take the plunge into the deep polluted lake that is Troma. Blood Hook is not you’re usual Troma movie however, and I still...
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Scott
Oct 27, 20102 min read
Review: “Wrong Turn”
Finally a movie with hot chicks that I actually recognize, well at least one, and that’s all that really matters. Wrong Turn is really...
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Scott
Oct 27, 20102 min read
Review: “Dead Alive”
Another one of those movies that I really should have seen before now, but never got around to. Not really at all what I thought it would...
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Scott
Oct 24, 20102 min read
Review: “Chopping Mall”
This is what I remember horror movies from the 80’s being like. Also this is WHY I like horror movies from the 80’s so much. Welcome to...
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Scott
Oct 24, 20102 min read
Review: “Dead Snow”
Not really sure where I saw the box or poster for this one first, but it always kinda interested me. I found it dirt cheap on BluRay and...
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Scott
Oct 24, 20102 min read
Review: “The Crazies”
I own the new one (haven’t watched it yet) but I figured i should know the original before the remake. Seeing as how Romero’s name is...
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Scott
Oct 21, 20102 min read
Review: “Fear Dot Com”
Hey look it’s little Stephen Dorff all growed up. I actually had no idea who was in this one till it started, can’t honestly say that it...
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Scott
Oct 20, 20102 min read
Review: “Crawlspace”
Klaus Kinski is a creepy ugly dude, with a giant head. That should have been the tag line for this movie. Seeing as how there isn’t one,...
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Scott
Oct 19, 20102 min read
Review: “Video Dead”
Remember the 80’s? Remember how bad most of the horror movies made back then were. That’s not a question, it’s a statement. The Video...
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Scott
Oct 19, 20102 min read
Review: “Ghost Ship”
“Sea Evil” … Probably one of the worst tag lines for a movie I have seen in recent memory. It’s a good thing this movie was much better...
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