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Scott
Oct 5, 20182 min read
Review: “Island Claws”
It probably speaks volumes that I forgot the name of this movie more than a few times before I could ever get to writing the review, and...
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Scott
Oct 3, 20183 min read
Review: “Dead Rising: Watchtower”
There are a lot of bad zombie movies. There are a lot of bad video game movies. Dead Rising Watchtower combines these two and somehow...
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Scott
Oct 1, 20182 min read
Review: “Manborg”
Back when some friends and I used to make dumb movies we dreamed of one day making a “big budget” flick. The people at Astron-6 made one...
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Scott
Oct 31, 20172 min read
Review: “Patchwork”
It’s rare that a movie comes out this day and age that feels like it was created in the 80s. Even rarer when this film gets all the...
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Scott
Oct 28, 20172 min read
Review: “1922” [Netflix Original]
In 1922, all a man has is his son, his land, and his pride. Take any of those things away, and everything else falls apart. For Wilford...
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Scott
Oct 16, 20172 min read
Review: “Halloweed”
This movie is amazing for nothing else than it took until 2016 for a horror movie to be made with this title. That’s really the ONLY...
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Scott
Oct 10, 20172 min read
Review: “Yoga Hosers”
I’ve seen a lot of terrible movies over the last eight years or so. Some were bad because they were poorly produced, some were bad...
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Scott
Oct 8, 20172 min read
Review: “House on Sorority Row”
I don’t think that House on Sorority Row will ever be a mainstream “classic” horror movie, but it does a decent job of taking classic...
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Scott
Oct 6, 20173 min read
Review: “IT (miniseries 1990)
When I was in middle school, 6th grade to be exact, before I had really gotten too deep into watching horror movies, I watched the It ...
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Scott
Oct 4, 20172 min read
Review: “Death Spa”
Death Spa is a movie that has some issues it needs to work out. Death Spa is a little lean in some areas and pretty fat in others. Death...
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Scott
Oct 2, 20172 min read
Review: “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”
A movie about killer tomatoes, that are eating humans, that the humans are actively trying to stop by all manner of things, and somehow...
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Scott
Sep 27, 20173 min read
My History With Horror
I used to think that my love of (fear of?) horror movies could be traced back to a slumber party my sister had in her teens. I think that...
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Scott
Oct 28, 20162 min read
Review: “Final Girl”
Somewhere, at some point Abigail Breslin decided she wanted to take a stab at action movies, and personally, I think who ever green lit...
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Scott
Oct 27, 20162 min read
Review: “Awaken”
Awaken is a movie that is far from original. It’s been made a hundred different ways, just this time it’s with a cast of people that...
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Scott
Oct 26, 20162 min read
Review: “Gallowwalkers”
Before I started watching Gallowwalkers, I was hard pressed to think of a single “western” horror movie. After watching it, I’m not sure...
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Scott
Oct 21, 20162 min read
Review: “Stitches”
First real hidden gem of the marathon shows up. I could not be more surprised and happy that it was a movie about a clown. A Killer...
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Scott
Oct 14, 20162 min read
Review: “Hush”
I’ve seen my fair share of movies that have had good to great ratings, and I can’t see why. It’s refreshing to see a well made...
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Scott
Oct 12, 20162 min read
Review: “Splatter University”
For a movie about a university, there really wasn’t a lot about the school. Then again, when you make a movie in two weeks, you shouldn’t...
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Scott
Oct 10, 20162 min read
Review: “Dead Silence”
Donnie Wahlberg is a terrible cop, he also really likes movies about dolls. That being said, by the end of Dead Silence, he’s the only...
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Scott
Nov 19, 20151 min read
FFSF Delicious Leftovers
Sometimes the best part of a Halloween party is the part after everyone has left, the mood is a bit calmer, and you’re just hanging out...
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