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Scott
Oct 27, 20122 min read
Review: “Bram Stoker’s Dracula’s Curse”
In an unnamed city, in an alternate universe, Vampires have basically taken over the planet and it’s up to the hunters to keep the humans...
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Scott
Oct 26, 20121 min read
Review: “Girls Gone Dead”
It’s hard to put into words a movie that “stars” Ron Jeremy, Jerry “The King” Lawler, and “Beetlejuice” but I will try really hard. When...
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Scott
Oct 25, 20122 min read
Review: “Cheerleader Massacre”
Another movie in the, seemingly endless, line of “Massacre” movies. Cheerleader Massacre obviously was just an excuse for the...
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Scott
Oct 24, 20122 min read
Review: “The Devil’s Rock”
World War II was full of truly atrocious things. Had the Nazis ever gotten their hands on something like this, the world would be a...
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Scott
Oct 24, 20122 min read
Review: “The Immortalizer”
Someone really like the movie “ReAnimator” and decided that they could do the same thing basically. This movie has taught me a few...
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Scott
Oct 22, 20122 min read
Review: “BloodRayne”
It’s way to simple to say this movie sucks, isn’t it? How about; With such a huge cast of established actors/actresses BloodRayne still...
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Scott
Oct 21, 20122 min read
Review: “Super Shark”
I wouldn’t exactly call it … “Super”. On an off-shore drilling rig, oil is being drilled for. They seem to be having some issues breaking...
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Scott
Oct 19, 20123 min read
Review: “Mutant Girls Squad”
I’ve lost count of how many of these Tokyo Shock movies I have seen. Let’s just say more than most Americans, and even I haven’t seen one...
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Scott
Oct 18, 20122 min read
Review: “The Burning”
I have long seen the poster for The Burning and never taken the time to watch it. Having it recommended to me was all the motivation I...
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Scott
Oct 18, 20123 min read
Review: “The Stuff”
Pretty sure that this movie is trying to say something about a product that was really popular in the ’80s. I don’t know exactly what it...
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Scott
Oct 16, 20122 min read
Review: “Phantoms”
Dean Koontz, to me at least, has always been just behind Stephen King in the horror story genre. Phantoms only lends more to that...
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Scott
Oct 16, 20123 min read
Review: “Twilight – New Moon”
Since today is an actual “New Moon” I figured what better time to dive back in the extremely shallow waters of Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight...
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Scott
Oct 15, 20122 min read
Review: “Ghosts Of Mars”
In the future, Mars will be a habitable planet. People will still be committing crimes, and apparently, there will still be ghosts… I...
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Scott
Oct 13, 20122 min read
Review: “Sorority House Massacre”
Sometimes all you needed to get a movie made back in the ’80s was the promise of boobs and blood. This poster promises both and barely...
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Scott
Oct 12, 20122 min read
Review: “Deadheads”
You’ll pardon the pun but the Zombie genre is pretty much dead. Deadheads goes a long way to making something really old and tired new...
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Scott
Oct 10, 20122 min read
Review: “Candyman”
Candyman is a movie that I saw years ago and have wanted to revisit for a while. Thanks Netflix for helping me remember why this movie...
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Scott
Oct 9, 20122 min read
Review: “Return To Horror High”
Had intentionally made Book Of Shadows into a comedy, I suspect that it would have turned out similar to Horror High. In line with all...
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Scott
Oct 8, 20122 min read
Review: “Book Of Shadows: Blair Witch 2”
Not all horror movies, even those that were both a critical and commercial success, need or deserve a sequel. Don’t believe me? Well Book...
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Scott
Oct 7, 20122 min read
Review: “C.H.U.D.”
Another one of those “classic” horror movies that I have never managed to see. I always thought this was a campy horror comedy, I had no...
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Scott
Oct 6, 20122 min read
Review: “Hellraiser”
Having suffered through Twilight, and having never actually seen the entirety of Hellraiser, I felt it was all two fitting to watch this...
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