#Movies 15/19

Scott

Oct 5, 20123 min read

Review: “Twilight”

Stephenie Meyer said that she is a better author than Shakespeare. She also wrote a book that was originally a dream she had about...

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Scott

Oct 4, 20122 min read

Review: “The Garbage Pail Kids Movie”

I am a child of the 80’s, and I vividly remember getting the Garbage Pail Kids cards. Hell, I still have the majority of them from back...

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Scott

Oct 3, 20122 min read

Review: “2-Headed Shark Attack”

Even with two heads, this shark was to stupid to see this would fail. What’s worse than the beaches being terrorized by a blood thirsty...

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Scott

Oct 2, 20123 min read

Review: “Vampegeddon”

I also would have accepted “Boobpocalypse” Two things are really big right now, Vampires and the Armageddon. So yeah, why not take both...

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Scott

Oct 1, 20122 min read

Review: “Piranha”

It’s killer piranha. That’s what’s in the water, isn’t it? Why not start this movie marathon off right? Piranha is a remake of sorts of...

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Scott

May 1, 20122 min read

I’m A Dick.

So today I was called out for making a joke in poor taste. I am more than willing to attack movies deservedly so when they are bad....

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What Horror Movies Have Taught Me (Part 2)

Scott

Nov 3, 20115 min read

What Horror Movies Have Taught Me (Part 2)

Well the time has come to reflect on what I have done. This was truly a banner year for watching horror movies. There were some gems ,...

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Scott

Oct 31, 20112 min read

Review: “Freddy Vs Jason”

When these two titans of slasher motion pictures were in their respective prime, this film was all anyone wanted to see. Fifteen years...

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Scott

Oct 25, 20114 min read

Review: “Beneath Still Waters”

I have a somewhat irrational fear of dark water to begin with, so the curiosity to watch horror movies about it sometimes gets the best...

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Scott

Oct 24, 20112 min read

Review: “Scarecrows”

Growing up in the country, these things always creeped me out. Now that I am much older, and at least a little bit wiser, I don’t think...

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Scott

Oct 23, 20112 min read

Review: “Damned By Dawn”

I only watched this movie because of the name, and the “box quote” they decided to put underneath it. Implying that your movie is a...

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Scott

Oct 22, 20112 min read

Review: “Bloodlust Zombies”

What happens when you make a porn about a Zombie Outbreak, “starring” a famous female porn star, and remove 98% of the actual sex? You...

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Scott

Oct 19, 20112 min read

Review: “TerrorVision”

As I said before, this looks like a movie that would have been shown on the same network that MaxHeadroom aired on. This movie makes those...

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Scott

Oct 17, 20112 min read

Review: “Slumber Party Massacre 3”

To say the third and final Slumber Party Massacre Movie was disappointing would be redundant at this point. Taking an already ridiculous...

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Scott

Oct 16, 20112 min read

Review: “Big T*ts Zombie”

We’ve come a long way on this journey, haven’t we? So how is it that I arrived at watching this movie? I don’t know… Dumb luck? Big Tits...

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Scott

Oct 15, 20113 min read

Review: “Vampire Girl Vs Frankenstein Girl”

Seeing that there was a complete and utter lack of Japanese gore movies in this marathon, I decided to change that, quickly. Vampire Girl...

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Scott

Oct 14, 20113 min read

Review: “Hellbound”

Leave it to Chuck Norris to literally kick Satan’s ass. This has to be where all those Chuck Norris legends started from. All I was...

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Scott

Oct 13, 20113 min read

Review: “Bikini Girls On Ice”

Bikini Girls On Ice is nothing if not truthful to it’s name. Sadly, this may be the only thing that this movie has going for it. Bikini...

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Scott

Oct 12, 20112 min read

Review: “Hatchet”

Looking for a little more “substance” in my movie selections, I decided to go with “Hatchet”. As the poster clearly says, “Old School...

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Scott

Oct 10, 20112 min read

Review: “One-Eyed Monster”

So I never thought I would watch a movie about a killer dick. After seeing one , I never thought I would do that again. What’s the saying...

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