#Movies 3/19

Scott

Oct 26, 20223 min read

Review: “Lost Boys”

“You’ll never grow old” There are a few horror movies that really peak my 80s nostalgia level, but none maybe more than the original,...

0 views0 comments

Lucas

Oct 25, 20222 min read

Review: “Piranha” (1978)

This movie was clearly inspired by Jaws , but quality-wise, it has much more in common with the Jaws sequels. Piranha is one in a long...

0 views0 comments

Scott

Oct 24, 20222 min read

Review: “Candy Corn”

I hate candy corn, but this movie is alright. Random movie that caught my eye about the worst, most depraved candy of all time… sure....

0 views0 comments

Lucas

Oct 23, 20223 min read

Review: “10/31”

Whenever I come across a low budget horror flick to review, I’m generally rooting for it to succeed. Sometimes, that faith even pays off. ...

0 views0 comments

Scott

Oct 22, 20221 min read

Review: “Bus Party To Hell”

Look at this garbage This is a movie that someone made and it is on Amazon Prime. I’m gonna give this review as much respect as this...

0 views0 comments

Lucas

Oct 21, 20224 min read

Review: “Day of the Dead”

I’m not an anti-CGI purist or anything, but we’re still several decades away from computers being able to produce gore effects credible...

0 views0 comments

Scott

Oct 20, 20222 min read

Review: “Attack of the Killer Donuts”

Seems kinda phallic to me. A movie about killer donuts you wouldn’t think would be the best of ideas. And while you’d be right… it’s...

0 views0 comments

Lucas

Oct 19, 20223 min read

Review: “Insidious: Chapter 3”

Can the Insidious franchise maintain its consistency for longer than James Wan’s other ghostly property, The Conjuring ? Insidious:...

0 views0 comments

Scott

Oct 18, 20222 min read

Review: “Friday the 13th: Part 2

I’ll be back The sequel to one of the “four fathers” of slasher movies and one that created easily one of THE most influential horror...

0 views0 comments

Review: “There’s Someone Inside Your House”

Scott

Oct 17, 20223 min read

Review: “There’s Someone Inside Your House”

The kids aren’t all right. “Teenagers have secrets” is a common movie trope, and “teenagers getting killed off one by one for their...

0 views0 comments

Lucas

Oct 15, 20223 min read

Review: “Body Bags”

High camp with a surprisingly low body count, this John Carpenter/Tobe Hooper collaboration is a bit of a mixed bag. Originally filmed...

0 views0 comments

Scott

Oct 14, 20222 min read

Review: “Shocker”

Step into my office… What a movie that truly reflects the time period it was made. What was most shocking about this flick was its run...

0 views0 comments

Scott

Oct 12, 20222 min read

Review: “Dude Bro Party Massacre III”

A cut above other spoof films. It took me seven years since it was suggested to me, but I finally got around to watching this one. I’m...

0 views0 comments

Lucas

Oct 11, 20223 min read

Review: A Classic Horror Story

Ok movie, cute title, but don’t get ahead of yourself. That’s for internet smart-asses like me to decide. There is always a point in...

0 views0 comments

Scott

Oct 10, 20222 min read

Review: “The Brain”

A peek behind the curtain. A movie about an alien brain that attempts to take over the world via television. Ripped from the headlines...

0 views0 comments

Lucas

Oct 9, 20223 min read

Review: “PG: Psycho Goreman”

What a fun, funny, silly, dark romp! It’s always nice to have one of these during the marathon. If you are roughly my age with roughly...

0 views0 comments

Lucas

Oct 7, 20223 min read

Review: “The Black Phone”

Is the much-hyped The Black Phone out of order, or did the filmmakers dial up a masterpiece? Please leave your funnier, more coherent...

0 views0 comments

Scott

Oct 6, 20222 min read

Review: “Bingo Hell”

That’s too many letters for a personalized plate. Just sayin. Usually, I am all in for the Netflix originals, this time I went with an...

0 views0 comments

Lucas

Oct 5, 20224 min read

Review: “Old”

Honestly, this movie exhausted me so much I can’t even think of a pithy age pun to insert here. I’m not one to ponder my mortality too...

0 views0 comments

Lucas

Oct 3, 20226 min read

Review: “Fright Night” (1985)

Fright Night is not the best acted horror movie of the 80’s, but it may be the most acted horror movie of the 80’s. What struck me...

0 views0 comments