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Scott
Oct 24, 20122 min read
Review: “The Immortalizer”
Someone really like the movie “ReAnimator” and decided that they could do the same thing basically. This movie has taught me a few...
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Scott
Oct 22, 20122 min read
Review: “BloodRayne”
It’s way to simple to say this movie sucks, isn’t it? How about; With such a huge cast of established actors/actresses BloodRayne still...
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Scott
Oct 19, 20123 min read
Review: “Mutant Girls Squad”
I’ve lost count of how many of these Tokyo Shock movies I have seen. Let’s just say more than most Americans, and even I haven’t seen one...
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Scott
Oct 18, 20122 min read
Review: “The Burning”
I have long seen the poster for The Burning and never taken the time to watch it. Having it recommended to me was all the motivation I...
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Scott
Oct 18, 20123 min read
Review: “The Stuff”
Pretty sure that this movie is trying to say something about a product that was really popular in the ’80s. I don’t know exactly what it...
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Scott
Oct 16, 20122 min read
Review: “Phantoms”
Dean Koontz, to me at least, has always been just behind Stephen King in the horror story genre. Phantoms only lends more to that...
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Scott
Oct 13, 20122 min read
Review: “Sorority House Massacre”
Sometimes all you needed to get a movie made back in the ’80s was the promise of boobs and blood. This poster promises both and barely...
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Scott
Oct 12, 20122 min read
Review: “Deadheads”
You’ll pardon the pun but the Zombie genre is pretty much dead. Deadheads goes a long way to making something really old and tired new...
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Scott
Oct 10, 20122 min read
Review: “Candyman”
Candyman is a movie that I saw years ago and have wanted to revisit for a while. Thanks Netflix for helping me remember why this movie...
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Scott
Oct 9, 20122 min read
Review: “Return To Horror High”
Had intentionally made Book Of Shadows into a comedy, I suspect that it would have turned out similar to Horror High. In line with all...
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Scott
Oct 8, 20122 min read
Review: “Book Of Shadows: Blair Witch 2”
Not all horror movies, even those that were both a critical and commercial success, need or deserve a sequel. Don’t believe me? Well Book...
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Scott
Oct 7, 20122 min read
Review: “C.H.U.D.”
Another one of those “classic” horror movies that I have never managed to see. I always thought this was a campy horror comedy, I had no...
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Scott
Oct 5, 20123 min read
Review: “Twilight”
Stephenie Meyer said that she is a better author than Shakespeare. She also wrote a book that was originally a dream she had about...
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Scott
Oct 4, 20122 min read
Review: “The Garbage Pail Kids Movie”
I am a child of the 80’s, and I vividly remember getting the Garbage Pail Kids cards. Hell, I still have the majority of them from back...
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Scott
Oct 2, 20123 min read
Review: “Vampegeddon”
I also would have accepted “Boobpocalypse” Two things are really big right now, Vampires and the Armageddon. So yeah, why not take both...
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Scott
Mar 19, 20122 min read
Review: “Dead Heat”
This movie is equal parts amazing and utter garbage, and I couldn’t be happier that I have seen it. Dead Heat (much like Cannonball Run)...
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Scott
Nov 3, 20115 min read
What Horror Movies Have Taught Me (Part 2)
Well the time has come to reflect on what I have done. This was truly a banner year for watching horror movies. There were some gems ,...
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Scott
Oct 30, 20112 min read
Review: “Skeleton Man”
The spirit of a long dead Native American warrior rides a horse and kills marines. Also he likes to go into power plants for no apparent...
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Scott
Oct 28, 20113 min read
Review: “The Familiar”
I have never actually thought about what a christian horror movie produced and shown on the Lifetime Network would look like. Now I know…...
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Scott
Oct 25, 20114 min read
Review: “Beneath Still Waters”
I have a somewhat irrational fear of dark water to begin with, so the curiosity to watch horror movies about it sometimes gets the best...
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