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Scott
Oct 24, 20112 min read
Review: “Scarecrows”
Growing up in the country, these things always creeped me out. Now that I am much older, and at least a little bit wiser, I don’t think...
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Scott
Oct 22, 20112 min read
Review: “Bloodlust Zombies”
What happens when you make a porn about a Zombie Outbreak, “starring” a famous female porn star, and remove 98% of the actual sex? You...
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Scott
Oct 21, 20112 min read
Review: “Bread Crumbs”
Remember the story of Hansel and Gretel? The story of two kids that were lured into a witches house and then eaten? Did you ever think to...
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Scott
Oct 20, 20112 min read
Review: “DIEner”
I could make a movie and say it’s like “Casablanca meets The Godfather” but that doesn’t mean it will garner any awards. While I can see...
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Scott
Oct 18, 20112 min read
Review: “Surf Nazis Must Die”
So here we are again, Troma fans. Surf Nazis Must Die is one of those rare movies that does everything wrong, yet manages to capture the...
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Scott
Oct 15, 20113 min read
Review: “Vampire Girl Vs Frankenstein Girl”
Seeing that there was a complete and utter lack of Japanese gore movies in this marathon, I decided to change that, quickly. Vampire Girl...
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Scott
Oct 14, 20113 min read
Review: “Hellbound”
Leave it to Chuck Norris to literally kick Satan’s ass. This has to be where all those Chuck Norris legends started from. All I was...
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Scott
Oct 13, 20113 min read
Review: “Bikini Girls On Ice”
Bikini Girls On Ice is nothing if not truthful to it’s name. Sadly, this may be the only thing that this movie has going for it. Bikini...
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Scott
Oct 12, 20112 min read
Review: “Hatchet”
Looking for a little more “substance” in my movie selections, I decided to go with “Hatchet”. As the poster clearly says, “Old School...
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Scott
Oct 11, 20112 min read
Review: “Blades”
Once again I dive head first into the murky waters of Troma. Blades came out nine whole years after Caddyshack, but the influence that...
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Scott
Oct 10, 20112 min read
Review: “One-Eyed Monster”
So I never thought I would watch a movie about a killer dick. After seeing one , I never thought I would do that again. What’s the saying...
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Scott
Oct 10, 20113 min read
Review: “The Rockville Slayer”
The year was 1999. The show was Mystery Science Theater 3000. Their movie of choice this time, “Soultaker”. It was a movie written by a...
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Scott
Oct 8, 20113 min read
Review: “Ghoulies”
It is actually kind of sad how long I have been waiting to see this movie again. I remember watching it as a kid and thinking it was...
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Scott
Oct 6, 20112 min read
Review: “Doghouse”
The box for “Doghouse” has been staring me in the face for a while now on Netflix. I chose to include it into the 31 Days marathon simply...
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Scott
Oct 5, 20112 min read
Review: Saw “The Final Chapter”
After seven films in almost as many years, it’s hard for ANY film franchise to finish up with a nice neat bow on top. Saw 3D (which I...
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Scott
Oct 4, 20111 min read
Review: retarDEAD
Yes… I watched a “horror movie” called retarDEAD, and NO I am not proud of it. Do not, under any circumstances, watch this movie. First...
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Scott
Oct 3, 20112 min read
Review: Dreamaniac
In the 80’s when “Metal” was king, a lot of young boys had dreams of meeting that perfect girl from one of those new “Music Videos”. Adam...
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Scott
Oct 1, 20112 min read
Review: Blood Hook
Once again I take the plunge into the deep polluted lake that is Troma. Blood Hook is not you’re usual Troma movie however, and I still...
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Scott
Sep 28, 20114 min read
Review: Murder Loves Killers Too
Before we even get to the review, let’s address the atrocious title. I stumbled upon an interview with director Drew Barnhardt. In that...
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Scott
Aug 17, 20112 min read
Review: Ninjas Vs Vampires
I have learned of the past year to expect the unexpected when it comes to movies on Netflix. The movie industry is truly one of those...
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