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Scott
Oct 28, 20113 min read
Review: “The Familiar”
I have never actually thought about what a christian horror movie produced and shown on the Lifetime Network would look like. Now I know…...
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Scott
Oct 27, 20112 min read
Review: “5ive Girls”
School girls… School girls never change. Besides the atrocious name, this movie might be more similar to the X-men movies than you might...
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Scott
Oct 26, 20113 min read
Review: “Rabid Grannies”
Rabid Grannies is a very rare treat, indeed. The style of a Troma movie with the class of the Belgian people. Ok, that might be pushing...
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Scott
Oct 25, 20114 min read
Review: “Beneath Still Waters”
I have a somewhat irrational fear of dark water to begin with, so the curiosity to watch horror movies about it sometimes gets the best...
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Scott
Oct 25, 20114 min read
Review: “Aliens: Infestation”
Title: Aliens: Infestation Publisher: SEGA Developer: Wayforward / Gearbox Software Platform: Nintendo DS Genre: Side-scrolling...
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Scott
Oct 24, 20112 min read
Review: “Scarecrows”
Growing up in the country, these things always creeped me out. Now that I am much older, and at least a little bit wiser, I don’t think...
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Scott
Oct 23, 20112 min read
Review: “Damned By Dawn”
I only watched this movie because of the name, and the “box quote” they decided to put underneath it. Implying that your movie is a...
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Scott
Oct 22, 20112 min read
Review: “Bloodlust Zombies”
What happens when you make a porn about a Zombie Outbreak, “starring” a famous female porn star, and remove 98% of the actual sex? You...
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Scott
Oct 21, 20112 min read
Review: “Bread Crumbs”
Remember the story of Hansel and Gretel? The story of two kids that were lured into a witches house and then eaten? Did you ever think to...
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Scott
Oct 20, 20112 min read
Review: “DIEner”
I could make a movie and say it’s like “Casablanca meets The Godfather” but that doesn’t mean it will garner any awards. While I can see...
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Scott
Oct 19, 20112 min read
Review: “TerrorVision”
As I said before, this looks like a movie that would have been shown on the same network that MaxHeadroom aired on. This movie makes those...
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Scott
Oct 18, 20112 min read
Review: “Surf Nazis Must Die”
So here we are again, Troma fans. Surf Nazis Must Die is one of those rare movies that does everything wrong, yet manages to capture the...
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Scott
Oct 17, 20112 min read
Review: “Slumber Party Massacre 3”
To say the third and final Slumber Party Massacre Movie was disappointing would be redundant at this point. Taking an already ridiculous...
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Scott
Oct 16, 20112 min read
Review: “Big T*ts Zombie”
We’ve come a long way on this journey, haven’t we? So how is it that I arrived at watching this movie? I don’t know… Dumb luck? Big Tits...
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Scott
Oct 15, 20113 min read
Review: “Vampire Girl Vs Frankenstein Girl”
Seeing that there was a complete and utter lack of Japanese gore movies in this marathon, I decided to change that, quickly. Vampire Girl...
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Scott
Oct 14, 20113 min read
Review: “Hellbound”
Leave it to Chuck Norris to literally kick Satan’s ass. This has to be where all those Chuck Norris legends started from. All I was...
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Scott
Oct 13, 20113 min read
Review: “Bikini Girls On Ice”
Bikini Girls On Ice is nothing if not truthful to it’s name. Sadly, this may be the only thing that this movie has going for it. Bikini...
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Scott
Oct 12, 20112 min read
Review: “Hatchet”
Looking for a little more “substance” in my movie selections, I decided to go with “Hatchet”. As the poster clearly says, “Old School...
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Scott
Oct 11, 20112 min read
Review: “Blades”
Once again I dive head first into the murky waters of Troma. Blades came out nine whole years after Caddyshack, but the influence that...
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Scott
Oct 10, 20112 min read
Review: “One-Eyed Monster”
So I never thought I would watch a movie about a killer dick. After seeing one , I never thought I would do that again. What’s the saying...
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