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Scott
Oct 10, 20113 min read
Review: “The Rockville Slayer”
The year was 1999. The show was Mystery Science Theater 3000. Their movie of choice this time, “Soultaker”. It was a movie written by a...
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Scott
Oct 8, 20113 min read
Review: “Ghoulies”
It is actually kind of sad how long I have been waiting to see this movie again. I remember watching it as a kid and thinking it was...
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Scott
Oct 7, 20112 min read
Review: “Tucker And Dale Vs Evil”
Mark my words, this movie will be an almost instant cult classic. It has all the makings of a movie that will fly under the radar with...
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Scott
Oct 6, 20112 min read
Review: “Doghouse”
The box for “Doghouse” has been staring me in the face for a while now on Netflix. I chose to include it into the 31 Days marathon simply...
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Scott
Oct 5, 20112 min read
Review: Saw “The Final Chapter”
After seven films in almost as many years, it’s hard for ANY film franchise to finish up with a nice neat bow on top. Saw 3D (which I...
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Scott
Oct 4, 20111 min read
Review: retarDEAD
Yes… I watched a “horror movie” called retarDEAD, and NO I am not proud of it. Do not, under any circumstances, watch this movie. First...
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Scott
Oct 3, 20112 min read
Review: Dreamaniac
In the 80’s when “Metal” was king, a lot of young boys had dreams of meeting that perfect girl from one of those new “Music Videos”. Adam...
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Scott
Oct 2, 20113 min read
Review: Thankskilling
Where do you begin to critique a movie that was made for $3500 in a little less than two weeks by like fifteen people about a murderous...
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Scott
Oct 1, 20112 min read
Review: Blood Hook
Once again I take the plunge into the deep polluted lake that is Troma. Blood Hook is not you’re usual Troma movie however, and I still...
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Scott
Sep 28, 20114 min read
Review: Murder Loves Killers Too
Before we even get to the review, let’s address the atrocious title. I stumbled upon an interview with director Drew Barnhardt. In that...
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Scott
Sep 21, 20112 min read
Review: Tremors 4 – The Legend Begins
Seeing this movie even existed was shocking enough, but watching it and then coming to realize it actually made sense was the...
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Scott
Sep 7, 20113 min read
Review: Slumber Party Massacre 2
On the heels of the HUGE success (I guess?) of the first Slumber Party Massacre movie comes a sequel that someone wanted to make. I...
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Scott
Aug 31, 20113 min read
Review: Slumber Party Massacre
On my quest to watch a movie one night that just had mindless killing and boobs, I stumbled upon the soft, pillowy, satin covered...
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Scott
Aug 24, 20113 min read
Review: Getting Lucky
Despite the history between Troma and myself, I decided, for one reason or another, to give them another chance. The hope is that for...
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Scott
Aug 17, 20112 min read
Review: Ninjas Vs Vampires
I have learned of the past year to expect the unexpected when it comes to movies on Netflix. The movie industry is truly one of those...
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Scott
Aug 11, 20113 min read
Machine Girl
Machine Girl is the latest in a long blood-soaked line of Japanese gore movies that have recently been an obsession for me. Given the...
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Scott
Jul 13, 20113 min read
Review: Evil Weed
If I didn’t know any better I would swear this was an updated version of “Reefer Madness” for the current generation of kids. However...
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Scott
Jul 8, 20112 min read
Review: Icebreaker
This will be a relatively short review, reason being, whether you know this or not, you have seen this movie before. Here we go; Take Die...
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Scott
Jun 28, 20116 min read
Retrospective And Review: Duke Nukem Forever (Xbox 360)
Title: Duke Nukem Forever Publisher: 2K Games Developer: 3D Realms / Gearbox Software Platform: Xbox 360, Playstation 3, PC Genre:...
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Scott
Jun 27, 20112 min read
Review: Eyeborgs
In the near future big brother is watching us. Literally cameras EVERYWHERE. They are set up to observe and report and are not allowed to...
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