#Reviews 5/24

Lucas

Oct 5, 20224 min read

Review: “Old”

Honestly, this movie exhausted me so much I can’t even think of a pithy age pun to insert here. I’m not one to ponder my mortality too...

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Lucas

Oct 3, 20226 min read

Review: “Fright Night” (1985)

Fright Night is not the best acted horror movie of the 80’s, but it may be the most acted horror movie of the 80’s. What struck me...

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Scott

Oct 2, 20223 min read

Review: “Ninja III: The Domination”

I watched this whole movie with this look on my face. This movie is something else. Most Horror movies start a zero and then ramp up the...

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Lucas

Oct 1, 20224 min read

Review: “X”

Is it possible to elevate a Texas Chainsaw -type slasher about a porn shoot while still delivering on what that premise suggests?...

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Scott

Oct 31, 20213 min read

Review: “Tremors: Shrieker Island”

I can’t believe that I watched another Tremors movie. Just when I figured it was going to be stale and old, they shake things up again....

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Lucas

Oct 30, 20213 min read

Review: “Halloween Kills”

I loved 2018’s direct sequel to the original Halloween , but does the new film continue the rebooted timeline with a similar...

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Scott

Oct 29, 20213 min read

Review: “Tammy and the T-Rex”

Tammy and the T-Rex is a wild ride through the past. Watching a film like this really makes you wonder how these careers weren’t extinct...

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Lucas

Oct 28, 20214 min read

Review: “Hell Fest”

I can get on board with a horror movie set inside a fictional amusement park. Unfortunately, Hell Fest follows through on that premise...

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Scott

Oct 27, 20213 min read

Review: “Route 666”

I feel like I came to this movie because of weird nostalgia. Once I was heading down this road I knew I had made a wrong turn on a...

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Lucas

Oct 26, 20213 min read

Review: “Till Death”

Love is patient. Love is kind. Love generally does not involve chaining yourself to your spouse in a complicated murder-suicide plot...

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Scott

Oct 25, 20213 min read

Review: “Wishmaster”

The simplicity of the evilness of Wishmaster is pretty devious. I wish I could put my finger on what bothers me about it. In the twelfth...

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Lucas

Oct 24, 20213 min read

Review: “Bad Moon”

Don’t go around tonight, well, it’s bound to take your life… Werewolves don’t get enough love in the horror community. When it comes to...

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Scott

Oct 23, 20212 min read

Review: “Edge of the Axe”

The 80s offer a never-ending supply of slasher films that really run the gambit of quality. Everyone chasing their cut of the profits...

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Lucas

Oct 22, 20213 min read

Review: “I’m Thinking of Ending Things”

Charlie Kaufman goes full Charlie Kaufman in his very unsettling and opaque adaptation of I’m Thinking of Ending Things. DISCLAIMER:...

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Scott

Oct 21, 20212 min read

Review: “Killer Sofa”

I’ve already seen a movie about a bed that eats people, might as well watch one about a “sofa” that kills folks. A man bleeds over a...

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Lucas

Oct 20, 20213 min read

Review: “Penance Lane”

My question is what will the filmmakers do as penance for this movie? Let’s get this out of the way right at the top – this is without...

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Scott

Oct 19, 20213 min read

Review: “Child’s Play 2”

If I’m being completely honest, the ONLY type of horror movies that get to me anymore are ones that involve children in distress. So, you...

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Lucas

Oct 18, 20213 min read

Review: “The Mortuary Collection”

Is The Mortuary Collection some lively October entertainment, or is it dead on arrival? Every year, some of the most ghastly and...

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Scott

Oct 17, 20213 min read

Review: “Get Duked!”

Get Duked! is yet another winner in this year’s game of Russian Roulette watching a random movie. The Duke of Edinburgh award is handed...

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Lucas

Oct 16, 20213 min read

Review: “Children of the Corn”

Out of all the Stephen King adaptations that have been put to film, this is definitely one of them. Of the vast array of outcomes that...

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