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Lucas
Oct 31, 20245 min read
Review: Terrifier
I’ve been writing for 31 Movies in 31 Days for a decade now, and this is the first time I was scared before the movie even started. I...
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Lucas
Oct 23, 20244 min read
Review: Maxxxine
Ti West brings us to the eighties to close out his unorthodox horror trilogy. After a prequel focused on the first film’s antagonist, we...
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Lucas
Oct 13, 20243 min read
Review: Evil Dead Trap
This Japanese film from 1988 does not share a universe with the beloved, American Evil Dead franchise. It does have the same nasty mean...
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Lucas
Oct 28, 20234 min read
Review: “Scream VI”
Scream is arguably horror’s most consistent film franchise. The latest installment is good fun, as long as you don’t expect to be...
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Lucas
Oct 20, 20233 min read
Review: “Killer Book Club”
I think Scream may have finally surpassed Halloween as the most imitated slasher movie of all time. Now in Spanish! Did you know that...
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Lucas
Oct 14, 20233 min read
Review: “Totally Killer”
Kiernan Shipka as a time-travelling final girl in Scream meets Back to the Future ? Has Amazon graduated from spying on my...
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Lucas
Oct 31, 20224 min read
Review: “Predator”
I know what you’re thinking, but Predator is actually a classic slasher movie dressed up like an action film. Doesn’t Arnold make quite...
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Scott
Oct 17, 20223 min read
Review: “There’s Someone Inside Your House”
The kids aren’t all right. “Teenagers have secrets” is a common movie trope, and “teenagers getting killed off one by one for their...
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Lucas
Oct 1, 20224 min read
Review: “X”
Is it possible to elevate a Texas Chainsaw -type slasher about a porn shoot while still delivering on what that premise suggests?...
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Lucas
Oct 30, 20213 min read
Review: “Halloween Kills”
I loved 2018’s direct sequel to the original Halloween , but does the new film continue the rebooted timeline with a similar...
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Lucas
Oct 28, 20214 min read
Review: “Hell Fest”
I can get on board with a horror movie set inside a fictional amusement park. Unfortunately, Hell Fest follows through on that premise...
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Lucas
Oct 8, 20214 min read
Review: “Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon”
Sometimes horror flicks can feel a little soulless and mercenary. Here’s a pseudo-slasher from some people that clearly love the genre as...
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Lucas
Oct 31, 20195 min read
Review: “Halloween (2018)”
And now, on the day that shares its name, I review the movie that provides a fitting bookend to the Michael Myers saga. It’s kind of...
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Scott
Oct 29, 20193 min read
Review: “Halloween (2007)”
Maybe… maybe this isn’t the best introduction to the Halloween property for Flip Flop Slap Fight. I have a confession to make. Despite...
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Lucas
Oct 28, 20183 min read
Review: “Happy Death Day”
I really wanted this to be better than it was. I guess that’s almost always true, but in particular I was rooting for this one. Oh well…...
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Lucas
Oct 26, 20183 min read
Review: “Scream 4”
Hey, here’s a thing that’s on Netflix! When my wife and I moved in together, all of our various media merged into a single, slightly...
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Lucas
Oct 29, 20172 min read
Review: “A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child”
Why do I do this to myself? Ah, the perils of being a completionist. My wife and I watched seven seasons of Sons of Anarchy despite the...
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Scott
Oct 8, 20172 min read
Review: “House on Sorority Row”
I don’t think that House on Sorority Row will ever be a mainstream “classic” horror movie, but it does a decent job of taking classic...
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Lucas
Oct 1, 20173 min read
Review: “Prom Night”
Despite its title, Prom Night is probably not in the top five horror movies that culminate at a high school dance. It’s hard to...
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Scott
Oct 22, 20162 min read
Review: “Jason X”
Chkk-chkk-chkk, Aah-ah-ah. In space! It’s tempting to catalogue all of the idiotic things that happen in Jason X , but I’m not going...
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