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Scott
Oct 20, 20192 min read
Review: “Class of Nuke ‘Em High 2: Subhumanoid Meltdown”
My history with Troma movies notwithstanding, I decided to dip back into their catalog. It’s only been ten years since I watched a Nuke...
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Scott
Oct 18, 20192 min read
Review: “Chernobyl Diaries”
Chernobyl is hot right now, no pun intended. There was a mini-series out recently that was simply amazing. I’ve seen a bunch of actual...
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Scott
Oct 16, 20192 min read
Review: “Secret Santa”
I think every year I find a movie that looks like it was made for a high school project. A movie that my friends and I could have made...
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Scott
Oct 14, 20193 min read
Review: “Event Horizon”
I admit, Event Horizon has long been a hole in my knowledge of horror movies. I’ve known that it was something that I should have seen by...
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Scott
Oct 12, 20192 min read
Review: “Always Watching: A Marble Hornets Story”
Years ago someone told me about the “Marble Hornets” videos on YouTube and that I needed to watch them. I knew the story of “Slender Man”...
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Scott
Oct 10, 20192 min read
Review: “Rings”
Since this series started back in 2002 I have been of the firm belief that it is a comedy series. I saw the second one in the theater and...
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Scott
Oct 8, 20192 min read
Review: “Death Machine”
I’ve been watching bad (and sometimes good) horror movies for a long time now. The best part about being a 40 something person that has...
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Scott
Oct 6, 20192 min read
Review: “Cockney Vs. Zombies”
At some point, I will stop being surprised with the ways that people will spin the zombie apocalypse into fun movies. Until then, let’s...
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Scott
Oct 4, 20192 min read
Review: “The Mutilator”
It’s rare that I watch a movie solely on the fact that I want to see what the setting looks like, or how it is represented. When I...
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Scott
Apr 24, 20193 min read
Cinemapocalypse – Transmorphers
Let me start by apologizing. I am sorry to remind you of the movie Hyenas , and I am sorry for saying that it looked worse than a SyFy...
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Scott
Apr 18, 20192 min read
Cinemapocalypse – Hyenas
Sometimes when you least expect it, a wonderful movie will captivate you so totally that you can’t bear to turn away. Other times you...
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Scott
Apr 8, 20193 min read
Cinemapocalypse – Mountaintop Motel Massacre
Sometimes, after a long marathon of watching really bad action movies and fantasy films, you want to kick back with a good old fashioned...
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Scott
Mar 29, 20193 min read
Cinemapocalypse – “Hotdog; The Movie”
Back in the mid to late ’90s, there was a run on “sports-related” movies. With the releases of films like Rad, Gleaming The Cube, Days...
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Scott
Mar 26, 20193 min read
Review: “Zombieland”
Horror movies are really hard to do apparently. The number of really fantastic horror movies out there is dwarfed by the number of shitty...
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Scott
Mar 25, 20192 min read
Review: “Chinatown”
So in prep for LA Noire, James informed me that I should watch Chinatown. Realizing that I had never actually seen the entire film, I was...
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Scott
Mar 22, 20195 min read
The Arcade
There will come a day, probably soon, where kids growing up will have no idea what being in an Arcade was like. It is probably hard for...
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Scott
Mar 19, 20193 min read
Cinemapocalypse – The Angry Red Planet
The Angry Red Planet comes from a time before most special effects were even being thought of. Not only that, but it was during the...
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Scott
Mar 11, 20192 min read
Retro Review – “Alien Trilogy” PSX
There are few movies to video game translations that have ever worked. Probably the only one that I ever cared about was Aliens Trilogy...
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Scott
Mar 7, 20192 min read
FFSF Ghetto Poetry – Mega Ultra Super Cut
Take three friends, six other “third wheels”, a bunch of raunchy, expletive-filled songs and a video camera, throw them in a computer and...
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Scott
Feb 18, 20193 min read
Cinemapocalypse – Double Trouble
Back in the late ’80s and early ’90s, there was a rash of movies starring washed-up athletes, wrestlers, and people that were trying to...
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