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Scott
Feb 4, 20193 min read
Cinemapocalypse – “Steele Justice”
How can a movie starring Martin Kove (John Kreese – Karate Kid), Ronny Cox (“Dick” Jones – Robocop), Bernie Casey (Colonel Rhumbus -Spies...
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Scott
Oct 31, 20183 min read
Review: “Slice”
There is nothing better, for me anyway than a movie that takes its bizarre or ridiculous plot points completely serious and really sells...
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Scott
Oct 29, 20183 min read
Review: “The Vault”
It’s only after you leave a job after so many years that you can look back and see that it really wasn’t what you thought it was. I would...
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Scott
Oct 27, 20182 min read
Review: “Veronica”
Over the summer “people” kept saying that there was a new movie on Netflix that was the “scariest movie ever” and that they “couldn’t...
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Scott
Oct 25, 20183 min read
Review: “Redneck Zombies”
Sometimes you have to watch a movie with an opened mind. You have to just set aside ALL expectations of quality, and just enjoy a movie...
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Scott
Oct 23, 20183 min read
Review: “Microwave Massacre”
I couldn’t have a horror movie marathon without a “Massacre” movie in it. At least this one is bad and knows that it’s nothing more than...
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Scott
Oct 21, 20182 min read
Review: “Sleep Away Camp II”
A movie can be campy without being dumb. A movie can be dumb in a good way. Some movies can even walk the line of being gory and campy...
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Scott
Oct 19, 20182 min read
Review: “Night Of The Comet”
Sometimes horror movies don’t need to have a deeper meaning to them. Sometimes a horror movie can just be a small cast, and a simple plot...
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Scott
Oct 17, 20183 min read
Review: “Friday The 13th Part V – A New Beginning”
Taken completely out of the context of the series, A New Beginning isn’t such a bad slasher film. But the fact remains that it IS part of...
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Scott
Oct 15, 20182 min read
Review: “Final Exam”
What if Faber College had been terrorized by more than just frat boys and food fights? What if Otter and Boon had been brutally murdered...
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Scott
Oct 13, 20183 min read
Review: “DOOM”
Video game movies that are little more than decent are few and far between. I could count all of them on one hand that belonged to a...
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Scott
Oct 11, 20183 min read
Review: “The Crawlers” or “Contamination 7” or “Troll 3”
It’s been a while since I laughed at a horror movie this much. Mind you, it’s not because it’s a comedy or even because it was...
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Scott
Oct 9, 20182 min read
Review: “Little Evil”
We’ve all seen The Omen, or at the very least know of its story. What if Robert [Gregory Peck] had just taken time to be a good father...
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Scott
Oct 5, 20182 min read
Review: “Island Claws”
It probably speaks volumes that I forgot the name of this movie more than a few times before I could ever get to writing the review, and...
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Scott
Oct 3, 20183 min read
Review: “Dead Rising: Watchtower”
There are a lot of bad zombie movies. There are a lot of bad video game movies. Dead Rising Watchtower combines these two and somehow...
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Scott
Oct 31, 20172 min read
Review: “Patchwork”
It’s rare that a movie comes out this day and age that feels like it was created in the 80s. Even rarer when this film gets all the...
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Scott
Oct 30, 20173 min read
Review: “The Belko Experiment”
Social experiments are sometimes the most innocuous and harmless things that happen around and to us as humans. We never see or are aware...
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Scott
Oct 28, 20172 min read
Review: “1922” [Netflix Original]
In 1922, all a man has is his son, his land, and his pride. Take any of those things away, and everything else falls apart. For Wilford...
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Scott
Oct 26, 20172 min read
Review: “Midnight Meat Train
Yet another movie where the box art and title have stuck in my head for far too long. Let’s take a mostly predictable ride and see if...
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Scott
Oct 24, 20172 min read
Review: “Cube”
Imagine waking up in a strange place, no idea how you got there, no idea how to get out, with five other people, and surrounded by rooms...
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