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Lucas
Oct 10, 20232 min read
Review: “Return of the Living Dead Part II”
Today I revisit the horror franchise where the zombies are obsessed with brains. Ironically, that probably means they wouldn’t care for...
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Lucas
Oct 21, 20224 min read
Review: “Day of the Dead”
I’m not an anti-CGI purist or anything, but we’re still several decades away from computers being able to produce gore effects credible...
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Scott
Oct 19, 20203 min read
Review: “Return of the Living Dead”
It turns out the perfect antidote to zombie fatigue is actually just a zombie movie that doesn’t take it self so damn seriously. Night...
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Lucas
Oct 7, 20193 min read
Review: “Return of the Living Dead 3”
This sequel wants to take a BITE out of the Return of the Living Dead franchise, but does it have the BRAINS to live up to the legacy?...
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Scott
Oct 6, 20192 min read
Review: “Cockney Vs. Zombies”
At some point, I will stop being surprised with the ways that people will spin the zombie apocalypse into fun movies. Until then, let’s...
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Lucas
Oct 1, 20192 min read
Review: “Train to Busan”
Let’s kick this year’s batch of horror reviews off with an easy recommendation. Zombies, confined spaces, and well-defined characters –...
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Scott
Mar 26, 20193 min read
Review: “Zombieland”
Horror movies are really hard to do apparently. The number of really fantastic horror movies out there is dwarfed by the number of shitty...
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Scott
Mar 12, 20193 min read
Cinemapocalypse – Monster Brawl
Taking classic monsters from horror movies of the past and pitting them against each other is not really a new idea, but the way in which...
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Scott
Feb 4, 20192 min read
RPGs Need To Die… Sort Of
Given the fact that every genre of video game almost always tries to become a franchise, and those franchises generally crossover into...
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Scott
Oct 25, 20183 min read
Review: “Redneck Zombies”
Sometimes you have to watch a movie with an opened mind. You have to just set aside ALL expectations of quality, and just enjoy a movie...
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Scott
Oct 19, 20182 min read
Review: “Night Of The Comet”
Sometimes horror movies don’t need to have a deeper meaning to them. Sometimes a horror movie can just be a small cast, and a simple plot...
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Lucas
Oct 23, 20173 min read
Review: “Dawn of the Dead (2004)”
In 26 years the zombies have gotten faster, and the body count has grown. Just don’t expect this version of the film to challenge you...
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Lucas
Oct 21, 20174 min read
Review: “Dawn of the Dead (1978)”
This movie is so good, you guys. I kind of assumed I had seen Dawn of the Dead before. My brain must have taken scenes from the 2004...
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Scott
Oct 21, 20162 min read
Review: “Stake Land”
You got vampires in my zombie movie! You got a zombie movie on my vampires! Delicious… #OldAssCommercialReferences If I’m completely...
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Scott
Oct 6, 20162 min read
Review: “Scouts Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse”
When a movie looks too good to be true, it, much like everything else, usually is. On the rare occasion it lives up to the hype, the need...
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Scott
Mar 15, 20163 min read
Review: “Dying Light – The Following” (Xbox One)
Almost exactly a full year after the original “base” game of Dying Light was released, Techland and Warner Brothers Interactive release...
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Scott
Oct 29, 20153 min read
Review: “A Christmas Horror Story”
With movies like Santa’s Slay, and Jack Frost already under my belt, I figured that this would be another silly horror movie involving...
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Scott
Oct 26, 20153 min read
Review: “Cooties”
Remember when you were little and kids had “Cooties”? You’d run around imagining that you were giving it to others or trying to keep away...
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Scott
Oct 21, 20153 min read
Review: “Wyrmwood”
Yet another movie from the other side of the planet that has surprised and enthralled me. Wyrmwood takes the zombie apocalypse to the...
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Scott
Oct 13, 20152 min read
Review: “Dead Snow 2”
The first Dead Snow was a surprise hit with me, when I saw it five years ago. The sequel had a bit to live up to, and in several ways, it...
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