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Scott
Oct 15, 20182 min read
Review: “Final Exam”
What if Faber College had been terrorized by more than just frat boys and food fights? What if Otter and Boon had been brutally murdered...
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Lucas
Oct 14, 20182 min read
Review: “From Beyond”
For the first time this season, I look outside of the current decade for scares. They just don’t make them like this anymore. When last...
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Scott
Oct 13, 20183 min read
Review: “DOOM”
Video game movies that are little more than decent are few and far between. I could count all of them on one hand that belonged to a...
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Lucas
Oct 12, 20182 min read
Review: “The Nun”
After having a blast with It last year, my wife and I trekked out to the theater to see if the latest installment of the Conjuring...
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Scott
Oct 11, 20183 min read
Review: “The Crawlers” or “Contamination 7” or “Troll 3”
It’s been a while since I laughed at a horror movie this much. Mind you, it’s not because it’s a comedy or even because it was...
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Lucas
Oct 10, 20183 min read
Review: “The Devil’s Candy”
It turns out the devil’s candy is not just Good and Plenty’s, as I had previously assumed. Ever since the 80’s, horror movies have been...
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Scott
Oct 9, 20182 min read
Review: “Little Evil”
We’ve all seen The Omen, or at the very least know of its story. What if Robert [Gregory Peck] had just taken time to be a good father...
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Lucas
Oct 8, 20183 min read
Review: “Alien: Covenant”
Here’s a case study on how a lazy script can sink a movie that has everything else going for it. I have a lot of respect for Ridley...
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Scott
Oct 7, 20183 min read
Review: “Meatball Machine Kodoku”
I have watched a slew of these Tokyo Gore movies, and I don’t think many of them have been as weird and disjointed as this piece of...
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Lucas
Oct 6, 20182 min read
Review: “The Witching Season”
Spoiler alert: There aren’t actually any witches in The Witching Season. There is a season though, so…. no harm no foul, I guess? It’s...
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Scott
Oct 5, 20182 min read
Review: “Island Claws”
It probably speaks volumes that I forgot the name of this movie more than a few times before I could ever get to writing the review, and...
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Lucas
Oct 4, 20182 min read
Review: “Hereditary”
Can the “year’s scariest movie” live up to the hype? Let’s dive in and find out. I was excited, and a little nervous, to watch Hereditary...
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Scott
Oct 3, 20183 min read
Review: “Dead Rising: Watchtower”
There are a lot of bad zombie movies. There are a lot of bad video game movies. Dead Rising Watchtower combines these two and somehow...
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Lucas
Oct 2, 20182 min read
Review: “Split”
M. Night Shyamalan owes James McAvoy a beer for making this crazy shit work. I was apprehensive heading into Split . Partly because of M....
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Scott
Oct 1, 20182 min read
Review: “Manborg”
Back when some friends and I used to make dumb movies we dreamed of one day making a “big budget” flick. The people at Astron-6 made one...
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Lucas
Jul 21, 201816 min read
The Greatest Albums of 1990
Come to explore the eclectic musical landscape at the start of the 90’s. Stay to gawk at the awkward use of computer graphics on the...
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Lucas
May 24, 201815 min read
The Greatest Albums of 1983
Come see why 1983 has restored my faith in the entire decade, as new wave goes mainstream and heavy metal changes direction for good....
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Lucas
Apr 8, 201819 min read
The Greatest Albums of 2017
Welcome back to the only corner of the internet where hip hop and country music rule the day in equal measure! Against my better...
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Lucas
Jan 4, 201817 min read
The Greatest Albums of 1967
The 60’s strike again with my new high-water mark for album quality in this series. Against my better judgment, I’m undertaking a project...
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Lucas
Nov 28, 201716 min read
The Greatest Albums of 1994
1994 was a year of incredible debuts by new artists, and also featured the last great surge of grunge music. Against my better judgment,...
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