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Scott
Oct 12, 20172 min read
Review: “The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulhu”
It’s always the movies that are just “ okay” that are the hardest to review. The Last Lovecraft falls squarely in that category. Cthulhu...
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Lucas
Oct 11, 20173 min read
Review: “Tales of Halloween”
Ten spirited (and mean-spirited) stories set on Halloween night. This is the worst town to find yourself on the holiday… especially if...
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Scott
Oct 10, 20172 min read
Review: “Yoga Hosers”
I’ve seen a lot of terrible movies over the last eight years or so. Some were bad because they were poorly produced, some were bad...
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Lucas
Oct 9, 20174 min read
Review: “Halloween Tales”
If you like such horror anthology classics as Creepshow or Tick ‘r Treat , then you’ll LOVE… to watch them again. Just never watch this...
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Scott
Oct 8, 20172 min read
Review: “House on Sorority Row”
I don’t think that House on Sorority Row will ever be a mainstream “classic” horror movie, but it does a decent job of taking classic...
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Lucas
Oct 7, 20173 min read
Review: “It (2017)”
I’m happy to report out what the rest of the world has already been telling you: It is fantastic. If the 2017 theatrical remake of It ...
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Scott
Oct 6, 20173 min read
Review: “IT (miniseries 1990)
When I was in middle school, 6th grade to be exact, before I had really gotten too deep into watching horror movies, I watched the It ...
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Lucas
Oct 5, 20173 min read
Review: “The VVitch”
Every once and awhile it’s nice to step away from the trashy and profane to take a look at the cerebral side of horror. But is it as much...
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Scott
Oct 4, 20172 min read
Review: “Death Spa”
Death Spa is a movie that has some issues it needs to work out. Death Spa is a little lean in some areas and pretty fat in others. Death...
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Lucas
Oct 3, 20173 min read
Review: “Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II”
How does this sequel manage to be better than the original? By ignoring the story and tone of the first installment altogether. I first...
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Scott
Oct 2, 20172 min read
Review: “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”
A movie about killer tomatoes, that are eating humans, that the humans are actively trying to stop by all manner of things, and somehow...
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Lucas
Oct 1, 20173 min read
Review: “Prom Night”
Despite its title, Prom Night is probably not in the top five horror movies that culminate at a high school dance. It’s hard to...
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Scott
Sep 27, 20173 min read
My History With Horror
I used to think that my love of (fear of?) horror movies could be traced back to a slumber party my sister had in her teens. I think that...
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Lucas
Sep 2, 201717 min read
The Greatest Albums of 2010
There was a wealth of great, and weird, music released in 2010. Let’s look back and take stock of all the monsters, androids and lady...
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Lucas
Jul 8, 201716 min read
The Greatest Albums of 1966
It seems that Lester Bangs, your burn-out uncle, and all those Rolling Stone editors were on to something… the 60’s were pretty groovy....
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Scott
May 10, 20175 min read
You Never Forget Your First
By the standards of current games, you would be forgiven for thinking that almost everything about the Atari 2600 is atrocious. You’d be...
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Lucas
May 8, 201717 min read
The Greatest Albums of 1997
1997 is a year that features some incredibly creative and difficult rock and pop music, as well as the last, excessive gasp of hip hop’s...
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Lucas
Mar 19, 201717 min read
The Greatest Albums of 1982
Found Or Forgotten; 60 Years Of Great Music Bleep, bloop, it’s the early eighties! Synthesizers! Vocoders! Drum machines! Big hair! ...
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Scott
Jan 30, 20171 min read
It’s The Final Countdown
This is it folks. Likely the last time we will be transmitting from the bunker. Though times are bleak, it’s time for us to go dark. For...
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Lucas
Jan 18, 201717 min read
The Greatest Albums of 2016
Found Or Forgotten; 60 Years Of Great Music For the second straight year, I’ve been blown away by both the volume and diversity of...
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