Brian and Scott both have beef with a couple movies. There is also talk of the big merger between Star Wars and Disney, and it’s...

Like Deja Vu all over again Horror movies are almost consistently a genre of sequels and rip-offs. I myself have never made a movie that...

In spite of the fact that Brian gathered his stories from his wife’s Pinterest page we still managed to squeeze out some good stuff. This...

Over the years I have seen more than my share of movies, both good and bad. This has lead me to a lot of observations about both the...

Seriously… I waited three years to watch this movie? Ugh. Anita and Jennifer are best friends and have been for years. While Anita is...

I probably should just go ahead and say, No. No I am not scared. Though… I guess the acting is kinda scary, so maybe yeah. I dunno, this...

This movie has really no excuse for existing what so ever. Last time I checked, telephone numbers didn’t have sequels, and neither should...

The wide range of puns and bad jokes that I wanted to write up for this opening sentence is mind-boggling. Let’s say that it’s a bit...

In the pantheon of dumb Halloween movies, only one can stand above the rest. I’m not sure what movie that is, but this one has to be...

From the director of the 3SMOV Radio website and the producers of the 3SMOV Radio podcast comes a thing that a couple people kinda...

From the producers of “Dude, where’s my car” and Director Robert Englund comes Killer Pad. A nice attempt to do a horror comedy with a...

In an unnamed city, in an alternate universe, Vampires have basically taken over the planet and it’s up to the hunters to keep the humans...

It’s hard to put into words a movie that “stars” Ron Jeremy, Jerry “The King” Lawler, and “Beetlejuice” but I will try really hard.  When...

Another movie in the, seemingly endless, line of “Massacre” movies. Cheerleader Massacre obviously was just an excuse for the...

World War II was full of truly atrocious things. Had the Nazis ever gotten their hands on something like this, the world would be a...

Someone really like the movie “ReAnimator” and decided that they could do the same thing basically. This movie has taught me a few...

It’s way to simple to say this movie sucks, isn’t it? How about; With such a huge cast of established actors/actresses BloodRayne still...

I wouldn’t exactly call it … “Super”. On an off-shore drilling rig, oil is being drilled for. They seem to be having some issues breaking...

I’ve lost count of how many of these Tokyo Shock movies I have seen. Let’s just say more than most Americans, and even I haven’t seen one...

I have long seen the poster for The Burning and never taken the time to watch it. Having it recommended to me was all the motivation I...