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Scott
Oct 18, 20123 min read
Review: “The Stuff”
Pretty sure that this movie is trying to say something about a product that was really popular in the ’80s. I don’t know exactly what it...
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Scott
Oct 16, 20122 min read
Review: “Phantoms”
Dean Koontz, to me at least, has always been just behind Stephen King in the horror story genre. Phantoms only lends more to that...
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Scott
Oct 16, 20123 min read
Review: “Twilight – New Moon”
Since today is an actual “New Moon” I figured what better time to dive back in the extremely shallow waters of Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight...
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Scott
Oct 15, 20122 min read
Review: “Ghosts Of Mars”
In the future, Mars will be a habitable planet. People will still be committing crimes, and apparently, there will still be ghosts… I...
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Scott
Oct 13, 20122 min read
Review: “Sorority House Massacre”
Sometimes all you needed to get a movie made back in the ’80s was the promise of boobs and blood. This poster promises both and barely...
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Scott
Oct 12, 20122 min read
Review: “Deadheads”
You’ll pardon the pun but the Zombie genre is pretty much dead. Deadheads goes a long way to making something really old and tired new...
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Scott
Oct 10, 20122 min read
Review: “Candyman”
Candyman is a movie that I saw years ago and have wanted to revisit for a while. Thanks Netflix for helping me remember why this movie...
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Scott
Oct 9, 20122 min read
Review: “Return To Horror High”
Had intentionally made Book Of Shadows into a comedy, I suspect that it would have turned out similar to Horror High. In line with all...
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Scott
Oct 8, 20122 min read
Review: “Book Of Shadows: Blair Witch 2”
Not all horror movies, even those that were both a critical and commercial success, need or deserve a sequel. Don’t believe me? Well Book...
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Scott
Oct 7, 20122 min read
Review: “C.H.U.D.”
Another one of those “classic” horror movies that I have never managed to see. I always thought this was a campy horror comedy, I had no...
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Scott
Oct 6, 20122 min read
Review: “Hellraiser”
Having suffered through Twilight, and having never actually seen the entirety of Hellraiser, I felt it was all two fitting to watch this...
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Scott
Oct 5, 20123 min read
Review: “Twilight”
Stephenie Meyer said that she is a better author than Shakespeare. She also wrote a book that was originally a dream she had about...
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Scott
Oct 4, 20122 min read
Review: “The Garbage Pail Kids Movie”
I am a child of the 80’s, and I vividly remember getting the Garbage Pail Kids cards. Hell, I still have the majority of them from back...
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Scott
Oct 3, 20122 min read
Review: “2-Headed Shark Attack”
Even with two heads, this shark was to stupid to see this would fail. What’s worse than the beaches being terrorized by a blood thirsty...
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Scott
Oct 2, 20123 min read
Review: “Vampegeddon”
I also would have accepted “Boobpocalypse” Two things are really big right now, Vampires and the Armageddon. So yeah, why not take both...
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Scott
Oct 1, 20122 min read
Review: “Piranha”
It’s killer piranha. That’s what’s in the water, isn’t it? Why not start this movie marathon off right? Piranha is a remake of sorts of...
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Scott
Sep 17, 20121 min read
The Vault Opens Tomorrow
I can feel my trigger finger getting itchy as I type this out. Tomorrow will be a fun day. As I am a big dumb sucker for collectors...
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Scott
Aug 6, 20121 min read
Rise Of The Triad Remake Trailer
Anyone that knows me, knows that I am a huge fan of the original ROTT, probably more than most old school first person shooters. Between...
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Scott
Jul 26, 20121 min read
Borderlands 2, Cause… More Borderlands Is The Best Borderlands
It’s no secret that Borderlands is easily one of my most favorite games of this generation. So it should come as no surprise that I am...
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Scott
Jul 16, 20123 min read
Review – “Zuma’s Revenge” (XBLA)
Back when Xbox Live Arcade was in its infancy, Zuma was released and console players were treated to it’s quirky style and addictive...
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