Remember the story of Hansel and Gretel? The story of two kids that were lured into a witches house and then eaten? Did you ever think to...

I could make a movie and say it’s like “Casablanca meets The Godfather” but that doesn’t mean it will garner any awards. While I can see...

As I said before, this looks like a movie that would have been shown on the same network that MaxHeadroom aired on. This movie makes those...

So here we are again, Troma fans. Surf Nazis Must Die is one of those rare movies that does everything wrong, yet manages to capture the...

To say the third and final Slumber Party Massacre Movie was disappointing would be redundant at this point. Taking an already ridiculous...

We’ve come a long way on this journey, haven’t we? So how is it that I arrived at watching this movie? I don’t know… Dumb luck? Big Tits...

Seeing that there was a complete and utter lack of Japanese gore movies in this marathon, I decided to change that, quickly. Vampire Girl...

Leave it to Chuck Norris to literally kick Satan’s ass. This has to be where all those Chuck Norris legends started from. All I was...

Bikini Girls On Ice is nothing if not truthful to it’s name. Sadly, this may be the only thing that this movie has going for it. Bikini...

Looking for a little more “substance” in my movie selections, I decided to go with “Hatchet”. As the poster clearly says, “Old School...

Once again I dive head first into the murky waters of Troma. Blades came out nine whole years after Caddyshack, but the influence that...

So I never thought I would watch a movie about a killer dick. After seeing one , I never thought I would do that again. What’s the saying...

The year was 1999. The show was Mystery Science Theater 3000. Their movie of choice this time, “Soultaker”. It was a movie written by a...

It is actually kind of sad how long I have been waiting to see this movie again. I remember watching it as a kid and thinking it was...

Mark my words, this movie will be an almost instant cult classic. It has all the makings of a movie that will fly under the radar with...

The box for “Doghouse” has been staring me in the face for a while now on Netflix. I chose to include it into the 31 Days marathon simply...

This is possibly the best bit of advertising that Sony has done in a while. Can we please have more of these commercials, and less of...

After seven films in almost as many years, it’s hard for ANY film franchise to finish up with a nice neat bow on top. Saw 3D (which I...

Yes… I watched a “horror movie” called retarDEAD, and NO I am not proud of it. Do not, under any circumstances, watch this movie. First...

In the 80’s when “Metal” was king, a lot of young boys had dreams of meeting that perfect girl from one of those new “Music Videos”. Adam...