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Scott
Oct 5, 20233 min read
Review: “Slumber Party Massacre (2021)” (Remake)
I have been a sucker for the “massacre” genre of movies since… well… forever. When I saw that there was a remake of the original Slumber...
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Lucas
Oct 4, 20233 min read
Review: “Hellraiser III – Hell on Earth”
Let’s see what type of mischief our favorite S&M hardware enthusiast was up to in the early nineties, shall we? Did you know that there...
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Scott
Oct 3, 20233 min read
Review: “Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers”
I have been watching these movies for the majority of my life now, and doing this marathon for more than a decade, so when I say I was...
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Lucas
Oct 2, 20234 min read
Review: “Barbarian”
Let’s dive into this year’s marathon by exploring my thoughts on one of 2022’s most hyped horror flicks. Grindhouse aesthetic with...
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Scott
Oct 1, 20233 min read
Review: “Nightmare Sisters”
The 80s were a lot of things but two things it was NOT known for were humility and restraint. The Nightmare Sisters may not be the best...
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Lucas
Sep 7, 202326 min read
The Greatest Albums of 2002
When I started looking back at the music of 2002, I wasn’t expecting it to be so psychedelic. It’s Aldous Huxley versus Pharrell, guys,...
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Lucas
Mar 4, 202324 min read
The Greatest Albums of 1985
The music of the mid-80’s is impossible to mistake for any other era, but don’t assume that the period’s sonic hallmarks are anything to...
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Lucas
Dec 4, 202228 min read
The Greatest Albums of 1970
Another year from the halcyon period of the mid-sixties through the mid-seventies with too many albums to recommend. All killer, no...
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Lucas
Oct 31, 20224 min read
Review: “Predator”
I know what you’re thinking, but Predator is actually a classic slasher movie dressed up like an action film. Doesn’t Arnold make quite...
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Scott
Oct 30, 20222 min read
Review: “Blade” (1998)
Let’s take a trip back to 1998 and look at the ACTUAL start of the Marvel movie machine. An injured pregnant woman enters the hospital...
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Lucas
Oct 29, 20224 min read
Review: “Hellbound: Hellraiser II”
This movie terrified me as a child, but how do I feel more than thirty years later: Is it a legitimately scary film or was I just a whiny...
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Scott
Oct 28, 20222 min read
Review: “Dead Rising; Endgame”
They made five (or maybe more?) of the games. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised they made a second movie for this series. Dead Rising;...
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Lucas
Oct 27, 20223 min read
Review: “Werewolves Within”
Within the community? Within the house!? Perhaps the werewolves are within each and every one of our dark souls, man…! Or maybe just...
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Scott
Oct 26, 20223 min read
Review: “Lost Boys”
“You’ll never grow old” There are a few horror movies that really peak my 80s nostalgia level, but none maybe more than the original,...
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Lucas
Oct 25, 20222 min read
Review: “Piranha” (1978)
This movie was clearly inspired by Jaws , but quality-wise, it has much more in common with the Jaws sequels. Piranha is one in a long...
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Scott
Oct 24, 20222 min read
Review: “Candy Corn”
I hate candy corn, but this movie is alright. Random movie that caught my eye about the worst, most depraved candy of all time… sure....
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Lucas
Oct 23, 20223 min read
Review: “10/31”
Whenever I come across a low budget horror flick to review, I’m generally rooting for it to succeed. Sometimes, that faith even pays off. ...
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Scott
Oct 22, 20221 min read
Review: “Bus Party To Hell”
Look at this garbage This is a movie that someone made and it is on Amazon Prime. I’m gonna give this review as much respect as this...
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Lucas
Oct 21, 20224 min read
Review: “Day of the Dead”
I’m not an anti-CGI purist or anything, but we’re still several decades away from computers being able to produce gore effects credible...
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Scott
Oct 20, 20222 min read
Review: “Attack of the Killer Donuts”
Seems kinda phallic to me. A movie about killer donuts you wouldn’t think would be the best of ideas. And while you’d be right… it’s...
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