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Review: “Infinity Pool”
I mean, sure, obscenely rich white assholes do make for appropriately contemporary horror movie villains. James Foster is a struggling...
Lucas
Oct 6, 20233 min read
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Review: “Slumber Party Massacre (2021)” (Remake)
I have been a sucker for the “massacre” genre of movies since… well… forever. When I saw that there was a remake of the original Slumber...
Scott
Oct 5, 20233 min read
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Review: “Hellraiser III – Hell on Earth”
Let’s see what type of mischief our favorite S&M hardware enthusiast was up to in the early nineties, shall we? Did you know that there...
Lucas
Oct 4, 20233 min read
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Review: “Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers”
I have been watching these movies for the majority of my life now, and doing this marathon for more than a decade, so when I say I was...
Scott
Oct 3, 20233 min read
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Review: “Barbarian”
Let’s dive into this year’s marathon by exploring my thoughts on one of 2022’s most hyped horror flicks. Grindhouse aesthetic with...
Lucas
Oct 2, 20234 min read
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Review: “Nightmare Sisters”
The 80s were a lot of things but two things it was NOT known for were humility and restraint. The Nightmare Sisters may not be the best...
Scott
Oct 1, 20233 min read
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The Greatest Albums of 2002
When I started looking back at the music of 2002, I wasn’t expecting it to be so psychedelic. It’s Aldous Huxley versus Pharrell, guys,...
Lucas
Sep 7, 202326 min read
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The Greatest Albums of 1985
The music of the mid-80’s is impossible to mistake for any other era, but don’t assume that the period’s sonic hallmarks are anything to...
Lucas
Mar 4, 202324 min read
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The Greatest Albums of 1970
Another year from the halcyon period of the mid-sixties through the mid-seventies with too many albums to recommend. All killer, no...
Lucas
Dec 4, 202228 min read
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Review: “Predator”
I know what you’re thinking, but Predator is actually a classic slasher movie dressed up like an action film. Doesn’t Arnold make quite...
Lucas
Oct 31, 20224 min read
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Review: “Blade” (1998)
Let’s take a trip back to 1998 and look at the ACTUAL start of the Marvel movie machine. An injured pregnant woman enters the hospital...
Scott
Oct 30, 20222 min read
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Review: “Hellbound: Hellraiser II”
This movie terrified me as a child, but how do I feel more than thirty years later: Is it a legitimately scary film or was I just a whiny...
Lucas
Oct 29, 20224 min read
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Review: “Dead Rising; Endgame”
They made five (or maybe more?) of the games. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised they made a second movie for this series. Dead Rising;...
Scott
Oct 28, 20222 min read
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Review: “Werewolves Within”
Within the community? Within the house!? Perhaps the werewolves are within each and every one of our dark souls, man…! Or maybe just...
Lucas
Oct 27, 20223 min read
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Review: “Lost Boys”
“You’ll never grow old” There are a few horror movies that really peak my 80s nostalgia level, but none maybe more than the original,...
Scott
Oct 26, 20223 min read
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Review: “Piranha” (1978)
This movie was clearly inspired by Jaws , but quality-wise, it has much more in common with the Jaws sequels. Piranha is one in a long...
Lucas
Oct 25, 20222 min read
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Review: “Candy Corn”
I hate candy corn, but this movie is alright. Random movie that caught my eye about the worst, most depraved candy of all time… sure....
Scott
Oct 24, 20222 min read
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Review: “10/31”
Whenever I come across a low budget horror flick to review, I’m generally rooting for it to succeed. Sometimes, that faith even pays off. ...
Lucas
Oct 23, 20223 min read
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Review: “Bus Party To Hell”
Look at this garbage This is a movie that someone made and it is on Amazon Prime. I’m gonna give this review as much respect as this...
Scott
Oct 22, 20221 min read
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Review: “Day of the Dead”
I’m not an anti-CGI purist or anything, but we’re still several decades away from computers being able to produce gore effects credible...
Lucas
Oct 21, 20224 min read
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