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Lucas
Oct 19, 20223 min read
Review: “Insidious: Chapter 3”
Can the Insidious franchise maintain its consistency for longer than James Wan’s other ghostly property, The Conjuring ? Insidious:...
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Scott
Oct 18, 20222 min read
Review: “Friday the 13th: Part 2
I’ll be back The sequel to one of the “four fathers” of slasher movies and one that created easily one of THE most influential horror...
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Scott
Oct 17, 20223 min read
Review: “There’s Someone Inside Your House”
The kids aren’t all right. “Teenagers have secrets” is a common movie trope, and “teenagers getting killed off one by one for their...
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Scott
Oct 16, 20222 min read
Review: “Paranormal Activity”
“Did I shit the bed?” Found footage films were quite the thing for a long time… this is one of them. Katie and Micah are boyfriend and...
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Lucas
Oct 15, 20223 min read
Review: “Body Bags”
High camp with a surprisingly low body count, this John Carpenter/Tobe Hooper collaboration is a bit of a mixed bag. Originally filmed...
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Scott
Oct 14, 20222 min read
Review: “Shocker”
Step into my office… What a movie that truly reflects the time period it was made. What was most shocking about this flick was its run...
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Lucas
Oct 13, 20223 min read
Review: “Nope”
Jordan Peele pours his meticulous planning, impeccable direction, and knack for character-writing into a B-Movie premise, and the result...
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Scott
Oct 12, 20222 min read
Review: “Dude Bro Party Massacre III”
A cut above other spoof films. It took me seven years since it was suggested to me, but I finally got around to watching this one. I’m...
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Lucas
Oct 11, 20223 min read
Review: A Classic Horror Story
Ok movie, cute title, but don’t get ahead of yourself. That’s for internet smart-asses like me to decide. There is always a point in...
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Scott
Oct 10, 20222 min read
Review: “The Brain”
A peek behind the curtain. A movie about an alien brain that attempts to take over the world via television. Ripped from the headlines...
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Lucas
Oct 9, 20223 min read
Review: “PG: Psycho Goreman”
What a fun, funny, silly, dark romp! It’s always nice to have one of these during the marathon. If you are roughly my age with roughly...
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Scott
Oct 8, 20222 min read
Review: “Cabin Fever”
Stupidity is the only excuse for stupidity. Eli Roth writes and directs a group of kids that you just cannot possibly cheer for or want...
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Lucas
Oct 7, 20223 min read
Review: “The Black Phone”
Is the much-hyped The Black Phone out of order, or did the filmmakers dial up a masterpiece? Please leave your funnier, more coherent...
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Scott
Oct 6, 20222 min read
Review: “Bingo Hell”
That’s too many letters for a personalized plate. Just sayin. Usually, I am all in for the Netflix originals, this time I went with an...
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Lucas
Oct 5, 20224 min read
Review: “Old”
Honestly, this movie exhausted me so much I can’t even think of a pithy age pun to insert here. I’m not one to ponder my mortality too...
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Scott
Oct 4, 20222 min read
Review: “Escape Room”
If you’re looking for something new… keep looking. There was an Escape Room horror movie that came to theaters a while back that I...
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Lucas
Oct 3, 20226 min read
Review: “Fright Night” (1985)
Fright Night is not the best acted horror movie of the 80’s, but it may be the most acted horror movie of the 80’s. What struck me...
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Scott
Oct 2, 20223 min read
Review: “Ninja III: The Domination”
I watched this whole movie with this look on my face. This movie is something else. Most Horror movies start a zero and then ramp up the...
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Lucas
Oct 1, 20224 min read
Review: “X”
Is it possible to elevate a Texas Chainsaw -type slasher about a porn shoot while still delivering on what that premise suggests?...
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Lucas
Feb 3, 202225 min read
The Greatest Albums of 1992
Covering the music from the era that I grew up in always hits a little different. Join me as I walk back through the music from the year...
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