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Review: “Attack of the Killer Donuts”
Seems kinda phallic to me. A movie about killer donuts you wouldn’t think would be the best of ideas. And while you’d be right… it’s...
Scott
Oct 20, 20222 min read
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Review: “Insidious: Chapter 3”
Can the Insidious franchise maintain its consistency for longer than James Wan’s other ghostly property, The Conjuring ? Insidious:...
Lucas
Oct 19, 20223 min read
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Review: “Friday the 13th: Part 2
I’ll be back The sequel to one of the “four fathers” of slasher movies and one that created easily one of THE most influential horror...
Scott
Oct 18, 20222 min read
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Review: “There’s Someone Inside Your House”
The kids aren’t all right. “Teenagers have secrets” is a common movie trope, and “teenagers getting killed off one by one for their...
Scott
Oct 17, 20223 min read
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Review: “Paranormal Activity”
“Did I shit the bed?” Found footage films were quite the thing for a long time… this is one of them. Katie and Micah are boyfriend and...
Scott
Oct 16, 20222 min read
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Review: “Body Bags”
High camp with a surprisingly low body count, this John Carpenter/Tobe Hooper collaboration is a bit of a mixed bag. Originally filmed...
Lucas
Oct 15, 20223 min read
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Review: “Shocker”
Step into my office… What a movie that truly reflects the time period it was made. What was most shocking about this flick was its run...
Scott
Oct 14, 20222 min read
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Review: “Nope”
Jordan Peele pours his meticulous planning, impeccable direction, and knack for character-writing into a B-Movie premise, and the result...
Lucas
Oct 13, 20223 min read
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Review: “Dude Bro Party Massacre III”
A cut above other spoof films. It took me seven years since it was suggested to me, but I finally got around to watching this one. I’m...
Scott
Oct 12, 20222 min read
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Review: A Classic Horror Story
Ok movie, cute title, but don’t get ahead of yourself. That’s for internet smart-asses like me to decide. There is always a point in...
Lucas
Oct 11, 20223 min read
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Review: “The Brain”
A peek behind the curtain. A movie about an alien brain that attempts to take over the world via television. Ripped from the headlines...
Scott
Oct 10, 20222 min read
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Review: “PG: Psycho Goreman”
What a fun, funny, silly, dark romp! It’s always nice to have one of these during the marathon. If you are roughly my age with roughly...
Lucas
Oct 9, 20223 min read
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Review: “Cabin Fever”
Stupidity is the only excuse for stupidity. Eli Roth writes and directs a group of kids that you just cannot possibly cheer for or want...
Scott
Oct 8, 20222 min read
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Review: “The Black Phone”
Is the much-hyped The Black Phone out of order, or did the filmmakers dial up a masterpiece? Please leave your funnier, more coherent...
Lucas
Oct 7, 20223 min read
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Review: “Bingo Hell”
That’s too many letters for a personalized plate. Just sayin. Usually, I am all in for the Netflix originals, this time I went with an...
Scott
Oct 6, 20222 min read
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Review: “Old”
Honestly, this movie exhausted me so much I can’t even think of a pithy age pun to insert here. I’m not one to ponder my mortality too...
Lucas
Oct 5, 20224 min read
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Review: “Escape Room”
If you’re looking for something new… keep looking. There was an Escape Room horror movie that came to theaters a while back that I...
Scott
Oct 4, 20222 min read
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Review: “Fright Night” (1985)
Fright Night is not the best acted horror movie of the 80’s, but it may be the most acted horror movie of the 80’s. What struck me...
Lucas
Oct 3, 20226 min read
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Review: “Ninja III: The Domination”
I watched this whole movie with this look on my face. This movie is something else. Most Horror movies start a zero and then ramp up the...
Scott
Oct 2, 20223 min read
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Review: “X”
Is it possible to elevate a Texas Chainsaw -type slasher about a porn shoot while still delivering on what that premise suggests?...
Lucas
Oct 1, 20224 min read
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