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Review: Strange Behavior (aka Dead Kids)
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess Some Australian saw “Halloween” and thought “golly, that Illinois sure is scary!” and...
Scott
Oct 6, 20203 min read
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Review: “CarousHell”
I was hoping to get another gem out of the same production company that put out Velocipastor with CarousHell. Sadly this one took me on a...
Scott
Oct 5, 20202 min read
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Review: “Vivarium”
Parenthood can be a drag. Vivarium aims to be a creepy sci-fi puzzle box, but unfortunately there isn’t much to be puzzled out. The...
Lucas
Oct 4, 20203 min read
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Review: “Repo! The Genetic Opera”
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess Have you ever sat around glad to have the pig heart that was surgically implanted in you...
Scott
Oct 3, 20203 min read
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Review: “Christine”
That time of year is upon us again. The time of year for me to watch movies of questionable “quality” and fill in some holes in my...
Scott
Oct 2, 20203 min read
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Review: “Spree”
A movie that explores the dark side of chasing likes, views, and follows. The horror genre has long tapped into recent developments in...
Lucas
Oct 1, 20203 min read
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The Greatest Albums of 1999
If you can look past all the 2nd-wave nu metal and bubblegum pop from Mickey Mouse Club alumni, 1999 produced a wealth of...
Lucas
Aug 28, 202023 min read
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The Greatest Albums of 1977
Despite my preconceived notions about the late 70’s, 1977 provided quite a diverse selection of albums for my top ten. It wasn’t just...
Lucas
Jun 19, 202021 min read
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The Greatest Albums of 2019
Join me for a genre-hopping glimpse into the best music of 2019. Jazz, metal, hip hop, country, soul and indie rock are all on offer in...
Lucas
Apr 26, 202018 min read
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CinemApocalypse: “Twice Dead”
I have been thinking about resurrecting this old column for a while now. The need to occupy my mind and keep my typing skills fresh for...
Scott
Mar 9, 20203 min read
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The Greatest Albums of 1961
Check out what makes the cut in another year before the era of the rock album. Also, I talk about record engineering a bunch, which I’m...
Lucas
Feb 3, 202018 min read
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The Greatest Albums of 1991
What does teen spirit smell like, exactly? Come explore the music of 1991 with me and maybe find out. (Probably not.) Against my better...
Lucas
Dec 8, 201921 min read
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The VelociPaster’s Writer/Director Lays Out His Fave Horror Movies
I caged the writer/director of VelociPastor and managed to get his favorite horror movies, why they resonated with him, and what effect...
Scott
Oct 31, 20196 min read
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Review: “Halloween (2018)”
And now, on the day that shares its name, I review the movie that provides a fitting bookend to the Michael Myers saga. It’s kind of...
Lucas
Oct 31, 20195 min read
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Review: “VelociPastor”
Before this summer I had never heard of “The VelociPastor” but after the trailer was shown to me I haven’t been able to stop thinking...
Scott
Oct 30, 20193 min read
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Review: “Halloween (2007)”
Maybe… maybe this isn’t the best introduction to the Halloween property for Flip Flop Slap Fight. I have a confession to make. Despite...
Scott
Oct 29, 20193 min read
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Review: “Killer Klowns From Outer Space”
Another year, another “cult classic” that I have neglected for far too long is watched. It’s only fitting I watched this one days before...
Scott
Oct 28, 20193 min read
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Review: “Head Count”
A cast comprised entirely of millenneals summons a monster by reading a creepypasta website… this movie isn’t great, but its better than...
Lucas
Oct 27, 20192 min read
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Review: “Sorority Party Massacre”
I think it has become horribly apparent that I like a good “Sorority” movie. I also like a good “Massacre” movie. Putting the two...
Scott
Oct 26, 20193 min read
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Review: “Creepshow 2”
The sequel to the campy 1985 horror anthology, Creepshow , offers us fewer tales, fewer big names, and overall less charm. The original ...
Lucas
Oct 25, 20193 min read
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