Take three friends, six other “third wheels”, a bunch of raunchy, expletive-filled songs and a video camera, throw them in a computer and what do you get? Fun… that’s what.
Over the course of several years, we did 37 episodes of Ghetto Poetry on video. I enjoyed each and every one of them. It’s still fun to look back and see the ridiculous songs that we read. In honor of that great segment of the podcast, I took all 37 videos — roughly 157mins– and cut them all down to just the swear words, questionable lines, and laugh breaks. I obviously spent way too much time making this, but in the end, it was well worth it. Since I put in all the work to cut this all together, here are the raw numbers for this 12min epic.
37 Video episodes
Roughly 157 minutes of footage
Too many snippets to count
539 different times a swear word is used
The actual words break down like this;
Cock – One use
Nut – 2
Clit – 4
Butthole – 6
Butt – 11
Tit/Titties – 14
Booty – 26
Shit – 43
Pussy – 50
Ass – 50
Bitch/Bitches – 80
Fuck/Fucking/Fucker – 100
Dick – 141
Honorable mentions go out to a random assortment of words like;
Came
Nuts
Balls
Buns
Twat
Anus
Ding-a-ling
Penis
Coochie
Dookie
Bologna
Hopefully, in the future, we will do more of these in some capacity, but until then, I hope you all enjoy this stupid funny video. If you enjoy this dumb video there are many more to watch on the channel. By all means, do the usual YouTube thing and help us out. Thanks for watching!
If you would like to hear the original songs that were used in these videos, here is a playlist of about 90% of them on Spotify.
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