It’s like a mixture of Teeth, and Pervert… only worse, or better… or… I don’t know, man. It’s a movie about really weird sex organs.
Jennifer is not your normal girl. She has seven clitorises, that she knows of. She is (self-admittedly) the worlds only true nymphomaniac. She has unprotected sex with men, taking their pictures, sometimes even kills them post coitus. Two hours later, she gives birth to a malformed, freakish “child” that she then discards and most of the time doesn’t even acknowledge. She revels in her “power” and her ability to detach herself from all emotions in a relationship, even though she sometimes “forgets” how her emotions work. It’s safe to say she is not a normal girl.
Batz is not your normal boy. He suffered a horrendous accident at birth where the doctor accidentally cut off his penis during a botched attempt to cut the umbilical cord. Doctors were able to sew it back on, but it didn’t work right for the majority of his life. As Batz got older he wanted to be like normal boys an searched for ways to get his manhood to normalize as well. He used steroids and other drugs in an attempt to bring his junk back to life. He did just that but inadvertently gave his dick it’s own personality and made it self aware. Now he lives his life trying to tame the same penis he wanted so badly to be alive. Again, Batz is not your normal boy.
I have seen where this movie gets rave reviews from some people and has reached “cult status” with others, however, I don’t see it at all. While the dialog is okay, and the acting isn’t offensive, the story is just terrible. Yes, I realize it’s a work of fiction and it’s supposed to be a dark pseudo-comedy, but I just wasn’t buying it. Nothing about the movie to me was funny, save the prostitute that couldn’t stop having an orgasm and Batz reaction to her. It isn’t really a horror movie, unless you are frightened by dicks coming to life and killing you through sex.
My biggest gripe about the movie happens right at the end, and yes, I’m going to spoil it. Through the entire film Jennifer has been fucking random dudes and birthing these freakish … things. Batz has been seemingly injecting/ingesting drugs for YEARS, as his house is literally bursting with empty bottles of pills, empty syringes, and ampules. Yet the very end of the movie they throw EVERY BIT of that out the window. Jennifer attempts to revive Batz (now severed) penis by injecting it with drugs over and over. This apparently kills Batz. Okay, 1) Batz should have a tolerance that would best even Keith Richards but two or three injections kills him. 2) his dick is literally not on his body. How do the drugs get into his system when she is injecting them into the severed penis that is five to ten feet away from the rest of him? Also, Jennifer has birthed who knows how many of these things, had sex with hundreds of men and never had an issue. Yet when she has sex with Batz, and then gives birth to what appeared to be a walking penis, she dies. Sure, Batz’s junk is not normal, but he just had sex with a hooker and she lived. So you would figure the girl with the freakish vagina would be able to handle it.
I don’t see why anyone likes this movie, honestly. I’m not saying that it’s garbage, or it’s the worst thing I have ever seen, but for me, it’s also not remarkable in any way either. Maybe my bullshit tolerance has dropped over the past several years of doing these marathons. If you want to watch the movie for yourself, it’s free in its entirety on YouTube.
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