I wouldn’t exactly call it … “Super”.
On an off-shore drilling rig, oil is being drilled for. They seem to be having some issues breaking through a touch section of rock. Pouring in some chemical is poured in that breaks down the rock allowing the drilling to continue. Unfortunately, they use too much and it cracks the foundation the rig is built on. Oh, also from the crack in the ocean floor emerges a GIANT shark, a SUPER shark. This “super shark” then proceeds to devour all manner of things until it meets its fitting end.
Hang on tight folks, this one is gonna be quick. Super Shark is worse than even 2-Headed Shark. It stars John “Bo Duke” Schneider and barely features one or two scenes with Jimmy “JJ” Walker. That’s pretty much it. The shark manages to destroy a nuclear submarine as well as jumping high enough out of the water to bite a wing off an F-16, causing it to crash. Oh and there is fight between the shark and a four-legged walking tank. The climactic ending of the movie is a woman stuffing easily 20lbs of C-4 in the sharks gullet and then detonating it. The explosion completely obliterates the shark but somehow the woman manages to walk away even though she was inches from the shark when it blew.
Super shark is just flat out dumb. I had a hard time even staying awake during this one. It is one of those rare few movies that is so bad it’s not even worth making fun of. It seems as though this one was low on the funding that SyFy normally gives their movies. I noticed that many of the sets were either reused, or just really bad green screening. Steer clear of this one, unless it’s on and you are having issues getting to sleep.
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