Some horror movies try to take what’s good in all other genre of movies, and roll it into one. This one does the same, but fails.
This movie, is what could be considered an attempt to be the “Guy Richie” of horror movies. There are about four plots all running at the same time during the beginning of the movie. Most of the movie you have no idea how they can all come together, yet by the end they do. The unfortunate thing is that they are all pretty boring one their own, which translates to a finally that really didn’t surprise me, nor interest me. Once the plots started to merge I was fully aware of how it was going to end anyway. There really isn’t that much to say about the movie. It wasn’t creepy, it wasn’t scary… it was just kinda bland. It did remind me a lot of the APEX movies my friends and I used to watch back in the day. Movies like “The Ice Cream Man”, “Jack Frost”, and “Uncle Sam” if you have seen any of these cheesy horror movies you know what I mean. It might be worth a rent, if you really like crapy movies. The biggest issue that i have with this movie, is I think that it takes itself to seriously. Had it been the same movie, but swayed a little more to the comedy side, it may have saved it from being totally mediocre.
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